Girl Help Cont.

[Azathoth]

Why do you even care about girls? It's just a waste of time. For example, tonight I had 7 hours of HW which I have yet to finish up. Imagine what would happen if I added a social life to that! And I only get home by 5 o clock!

Or to put it another way, why spend money and time on a woman when you can spend it on books, movies, and videogames?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum.

ouch! now you made me sadfaic
but thats fair.

Anyway:

I have an unbelievable oppurtunity:

I have games every wednesday and friday at 6:00PM for I think til the end of next month. but, my little brother has flag football every wednesday at 6:30PM, not endinig til 7:30.

So, we all decided that for wednesday games, I would go with the girl I tried asking out to her house until around 7:40-8:00-ish when my mom can pick me up. Anyone else think this would be a great time to learn more about her then ask her out? I think at this point, no matter what, I kinda can't screw up.

[pevergreen]

This is good, this is good.

Now, make the move.

Get on up, Get on up.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh man, we played rockband once and my dad had to sing that. funny as hell!!!

ok, so i went over there, and we ended up spending like half an hour thinking of new team names. but, this will probably be an every-wednesday thing, so I have plenty of time.

so how do I go about this at her house? I mean, I don't want to say something that her mom might not like and cut me off for good.

[Hooahguy]

just play it cool. be yourself. dont put out a false front. i know of many guys who tried to be someone they werent and got painfully dumped after the girl found out what he was really like.

[Craterus]

Only an amateur gets caught in a lie.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Only a lie gets caught in an amateur.
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[Hooahguy]

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Only a lie gets caught in an amateur.
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touche

[pevergreen]

i know of many guys who tried to be someone they werent and got painfully dumped after the girl found out what he was really like.

I was very scared of that first time I went out with a girl. I was very different around her, but when she found out how I was really, it intriuged her and she liked it. That I could be different.



Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

[Megas Methuselah]

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

Ride that mare good!

[pevergreen]

Get it together, right on, right on.

[Megas Methuselah]

Get it together, right on, right on.

Yeah, as pevergreen says: put that condom right on, right on.

[pevergreen]

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

[Owen Glyndwr]

As everyone else is saying, just be yourself. If she, or her parents for that matter, don't like who you are as a person. then there's no point in wasting your time on her.

[Azathoth]

...there's no point in wasting your time on her.

Finally, someone agrees!

[Mouzafphaerre]

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I just gave up even hitting on a hot chick 'coz she muttered she didn't like my district of the town (which happens to be the Polis proper).
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[Owen Glyndwr]

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I just gave up even hitting on a hot chick 'coz she muttered she didn't like my district of the town (which happens to be the Polis proper).
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What nerve! That's a definite deal breaker right there haha.

[Peasant Phill]

Prussian, you're lucky to get that chance to let her get to know you. Like you said, don't rush it.

BUT, don't become her best friend. Because once you become her best friend she won't think of you as a possible boyfriend ever again.
But if you really like her for who she is, then maybe that's not such a bad thing.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

Get it together, right on, right on.

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

Get up, get on up! Get up, get on up!

we need to stop that as fun as i tis though, dnot want a mod closing it

unfortunately, my only condom (which I hid a few months ago) has mysteriously dissapeared from the very top of my bathroom medicine cabinet, in the land of mordor, where the shadows lie...

[Aemilius Paulus]

They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?

[Beskar]

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

ROFL! When I opened the thread, the post I saw was this one - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...4&postcount=61 with this statement of yours quoted.

I was thinking "Did some one really tell him not to get his winky out at her?"

[Hooahguy]

I was very scared of that first time I went out with a girl. I was very different around her, but when she found out how I was really, it intriuged her and she liked it. That I could be different.



Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

maybe you misunderstood me. i meant a double face in the sense that with her you are nice and charming but to others you are a total .

[Prussian to the Iron]

They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?

yeah, i picked up like 5 free ones at a doctors office when i had to have my physical for baseball, then me and my buddies blew them up and had general fun with them (amazing how much a condom with nothing going on can entertain a group of teenage boys) and I only had 1 left, but now its gone.

honestly

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I tried putting one on, it was like suffucating it. is it supposed to be like...cutting off circulation almost? I'm almost positive it's meant to keep the sperm inside the condom, not keep anything from getting in or out of my member...

[A Very Super Market]

Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.

[Fragony]

The regulars you buy in restrooms will make a strangled smurf out of anyones manliness, there are always differences in the quality of a product, and there is such a thing as bad condoms.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.

well then somethings wrong with the drs office condoms....or..you know

[pevergreen]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

[Craterus]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

I thought 'out of hand' is where he wanted things to go?

[Prussian to the Iron]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

thats a really good analogy!

[pevergreen]

You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?