Girl Help Cont.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-09-2009, 15:00

so....ask when she can do something next time I see her?

and I would have posted in the first thread, but it was closed (possibly for good reason, though it was very funny)

**Strike For The South** · 09-09-2009, 15:33

Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)

**Hooahguy** · 09-09-2009, 17:09

SFTS is a genius!

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-09-2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)

My god that is brilliant!!!

and that is going in my sig!

anyway: So, make it look like I'm gonna go out with the other girls? You know, I'm not opposed to being her bitch :P

**naut** · 09-09-2009, 18:38

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

You know, I'm not opposed to being her bitch :P

Then you'll have to be content with the dreaded "friends zone". Which I'm sure you don't really want, unless you have better options...

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-09-2009, 18:56

how does that happen? I mean, total control=friend????

so then i start talking to the other girls and make her think that shes just someoe i asked out for S&G's?

**Owen Glyndwr** · 09-09-2009, 19:25

Haha! Oh man, you're love life is really starting to sound like a Soap Opera. All you need is some cheezy music, a few of your closest friends to fake their deaths and show up dramatically at a few social events and then you should seriously consider selling your life story to CBS or something!

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-09-2009, 20:06

........that doesnt help.

I just need to know how I can get her to say yes, or at least find out if she is really grounded.

**drone** · 09-09-2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

how does that happen? I mean, total control=friend????

so then i start talking to the other girls and make her think that shes just someoe i asked out for S&G's?

The whole point is to keep her on her toes. If her story about being grounded is false, this is essentially what she is doing to you. She wants to know how far you will go to be with her, this will tell her how much control she can exert. At this point, the answer to that should be "Not much". There is a time for her to walk all over you, and that time is after marriage.

[stereotyping]Females, especially at your age, think about crazy relationship stuff waaaaay more than males, and will run circles around any kind of logic you can come up with. Manipulation practice starts around age 3 with their fathers, as soon as they can speak coherent sentences. She has a huge headstart on you.[/stereotyping]

If you do go this route and chat up other girls, still talk with her. If she calls you out on it, just say you thought she was blowing you off with the grounded bit. Plausible deniability ftw.

Turning the little mind games against her early will probably make for a better relationship later on.