Girl Help Cont.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-11-2009, 19:34

well, not only would that be over-corny, but I don't think she really would want a poem like that from a 14 year old. that just seems creepy....

oh and I'm banned from TWC til december, and have no intentions of going back. and the season would be over by then...

**Peasant Phill** · 09-12-2009, 15:08

You'll have enough opportunities to talk to her. Don't 'force' her to talk, just be casual. If she says no a second time you ask her out then it's not going to happen. But maybe you can get a friend out of it instead.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-14-2009, 20:16

well, tomorrow i'll try again. but I think i might have an alternative route:

-Build a "Time Machine" in my "Secret Volcano Lair"
-Use it to go back in time and steal Austin Power's Mojo
-Drink and become the sexiest and most attractive man alive!
-Have a child with an employee in said "Volcano Lair"
-Shun him and create a mini-clone of myself
-Repeat as needed

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-15-2009, 03:29

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

well, tomorrow i'll try again. but I think i might have an alternative route:

-Build a "Time Machine" in my "Secret Volcano Lair"
-Use it to go back in time and steal Austin Power's Mojo
-Drink and become the sexiest and most attractive man alive!
-Have a child with an employee in said "Volcano Lair"
-Shun him and create a mini-clone of myself
-Repeat as needed

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

**naut** · 09-15-2009, 08:54

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

Don't be silly women can't use computers.

But, seriously, yeh, don't. Let us know how it goes, and with a little luck you'll be under her thumb.

**Hax** · 09-15-2009, 10:40

Arrogance is the key to success, young apprentice.

If she doesn't want to date you, she wasn't good enough in the first place.

And now the Buddhist answer:

This feeling of liking someone in a sexual way is nothing more than a temporary state of desire. This feeling has come forth from bad karma, and this should be avoided at all costs. Discuss with your guru and meditate on the several aspects of this feeling. You will master your feelings and reach enlightenment. Shave your head while you're at it.

But that's not any fun. Just try to get her to watch a movie with you or something. Don't get too creepy and touchy. Cackling manically doesn't work either unless you're in a steady relation (after which it becomes a habit).

**pevergreen** · 09-15-2009, 12:37

I found that doesnt work either Hax. Then again, that girl didn't like Monty Python. Not worth keeping.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-15-2009, 13:01

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

But, seriously, yeh, don't.

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-16-2009, 01:38

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum.

**Beskar** · 09-17-2009, 14:09

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

ROFL! When I opened the thread, the post I saw was this one - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...4&postcount=61 with this statement of yours quoted.

I was thinking "Did some one really tell him not to get his winky out at her?"