Girl Help Cont.

[Megas Methuselah]

well, tomorrow i'll try again. but I think i might have an alternative route:

-Build a "Time Machine" in my "Secret Volcano Lair"
-Use it to go back in time and steal Austin Power's Mojo
-Drink and become the sexiest and most attractive man alive!
-Have a child with an employee in said "Volcano Lair"
-Shun him and create a mini-clone of myself
-Repeat as needed

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

[naut]

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

Don't be silly women can't use computers.

But, seriously, yeh, don't. Let us know how it goes, and with a little luck you'll be under her thumb.

[Hax]

Arrogance is the key to success, young apprentice.

If she doesn't want to date you, she wasn't good enough in the first place.

And now the Buddhist answer:

This feeling of liking someone in a sexual way is nothing more than a temporary state of desire. This feeling has come forth from bad karma, and this should be avoided at all costs. Discuss with your guru and meditate on the several aspects of this feeling. You will master your feelings and reach enlightenment. Shave your head while you're at it.



But that's not any fun. Just try to get her to watch a movie with you or something. Don't get too creepy and touchy. Cackling manically doesn't work either unless you're in a steady relation (after which it becomes a habit).

[pevergreen]

I found that doesnt work either Hax. Then again, that girl didn't like Monty Python. Not worth keeping.

[Beefy187]

I found that doesnt work either Hax. Then again, that girl didn't like Monty Python. Not worth keeping.

Didn't enjoy life of brian much.
Loved the holy grail though.

[pevergreen]

@Beefy: Yeah, yeah. I dumped you and thats it.

@Whiny KidPI: Settle down, we're helping you.

Wistfully I remember what it was like to be 14.

[Hax]

Wistfully I remember what it was like to be 14.

The whole world is against you, generally. It seems to settle down once you've reached 21, or so I've heard.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

But, seriously, yeh, don't.

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

[Megas Methuselah]

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum.

[Azathoth]

Why do you even care about girls? It's just a waste of time. For example, tonight I had 7 hours of HW which I have yet to finish up. Imagine what would happen if I added a social life to that! And I only get home by 5 o clock!

Or to put it another way, why spend money and time on a woman when you can spend it on books, movies, and videogames?

[pevergreen]

This is good, this is good.

Now, make the move.

Get on up, Get on up.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh man, we played rockband once and my dad had to sing that. funny as hell!!!

ok, so i went over there, and we ended up spending like half an hour thinking of new team names. but, this will probably be an every-wednesday thing, so I have plenty of time.

so how do I go about this at her house? I mean, I don't want to say something that her mom might not like and cut me off for good.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum.

ouch! now you made me sadfaic
but thats fair.

Anyway:

I have an unbelievable oppurtunity:

I have games every wednesday and friday at 6:00PM for I think til the end of next month. but, my little brother has flag football every wednesday at 6:30PM, not endinig til 7:30.

So, we all decided that for wednesday games, I would go with the girl I tried asking out to her house until around 7:40-8:00-ish when my mom can pick me up. Anyone else think this would be a great time to learn more about her then ask her out? I think at this point, no matter what, I kinda can't screw up.

[Beskar]

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

ROFL! When I opened the thread, the post I saw was this one - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...4&postcount=61 with this statement of yours quoted.

I was thinking "Did some one really tell him not to get his winky out at her?"