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  1. 09-17-2009, 04:33 #1
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    Get on the scene, like a sex machine.
    Ride that mare good!
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    Get it together, right on, right on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Get it together, right on, right on.
    Yeah, as pevergreen says: put that condom right on, right on.
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    Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
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    As everyone else is saying, just be yourself. If she, or her parents for that matter, don't like who you are as a person. then there's no point in wasting your time on her.
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    ...there's no point in wasting your time on her.
    Finally, someone agrees!
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    I just gave up even hitting on a hot chick 'coz she muttered she didn't like my district of the town (which happens to be the Polis proper).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Get on the scene, like a sex machine.
    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Get it together, right on, right on.
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    Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
    Get up, get on up! Get up, get on up!

    we need to stop that as fun as i tis though, dnot want a mod closing it

    unfortunately, my only condom (which I hid a few months ago) has mysteriously dissapeared from the very top of my bathroom medicine cabinet, in the land of mordor, where the shadows lie...
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    They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

    You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

    You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?
    yeah, i picked up like 5 free ones at a doctors office when i had to have my physical for baseball, then me and my buddies blew them up and had general fun with them (amazing how much a condom with nothing going on can entertain a group of teenage boys) and I only had 1 left, but now its gone.

    honestly
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    I tried putting one on, it was like suffucating it. is it supposed to be like...cutting off circulation almost? I'm almost positive it's meant to keep the sperm inside the condom, not keep anything from getting in or out of my member...
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