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    Well, I have some pretty typical 14/15 year old friends, and that's not hard to believe watching them. I honestly think that the way me and this girl get along is waaaay better than the random people my friends date. We really click together perfectly.
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    ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

    Otherwise, a cat is fine too.


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    Really hope that isn't related.
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    Really hope that isn't related.
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    ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

    Otherwise, a cat is fine too.
    Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

    Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.

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    well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

    but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

    god my life rocks sometimes!



    one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.
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    Wait already have someone else AND you're thinking of other 'opportunities? You sir are ... wait, right you're 14. Never mind.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.
    She has just become a good friend. Enjoy it. It's a skill that will come in handy later.
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    He'll learn the difference one day.

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    Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.



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    Time for derailment.

    IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

    The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.
    That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

    but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

    god my life rocks sometimes!



    one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.
    good, love is the better part of sex. That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.
    Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?
    I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.

    Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

    Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.
    Time for derailment.

    IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

    The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

    Otherwise, a cat is fine too.
    That is my view on dating as well, but psychology proves that teen dating is a vital developmental step, so it is but prudent to ensure you carry it out. How are you going to snag the love of your life when you are 118 if you have no experience dating? The answer is, you are not. Dating is crucial to emotional maturity and a few other things. Just do not let dating drain you financially and do not become enraptured in it. Nearly anything is more productive then dating.

    Despite this, I still agree with ACIN .
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    I disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    I disagree.

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    With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.
    I am inclined to disagree with your agreement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.
    Girls are huge amounts of fun, and I don't mean because you can have sex with them. The dating thing is just a confindence booster, you can start in your 20's. Talking to women is easy, charming them is easy.

    And, as I said, it's great fun.
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    Don't listen to these people. As I said, a cat is fine too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    Despite this, I still agree with ACIN .
    See, AP backs this up as well.
    Last edited by a completely inoffensive name; 10-04-2009 at 22:23.


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