Vote: Elite ferret

What do you know about the space ferrets from mars elite ferret huh? I KNOW WHAT YOU ALIEN FERRETS ARE PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE READY FOR THE INVASION!
To back up my case I would like you to understand the actions of my pet ferret, Puff. One day I saw him crouched behind my garbage hand with a Mars bar, staring to the sky. That is when I knew. I Eliminated any forward scouts I thought they had in my house, but it was never enough.... I know they know that I know about them, and Elite Ferret must be the assassin they have sent to eliminate me!!! Don't you see!!!!! It all makes sense! BUT I WON"T LET YOU GET ME FERRET!