Uhmm... there are 3 posts of the rules and the writeup (that's what it's called, right?)... Yep, the .org
is messed up.
EDIT: And my post is above everyone else's?!?!
Sasaki Kojiro 22:14 13/09/09
Vote:slashandburn
In the hope that this post will go through the current forum time warp and end up being posted 3 days from now, just when I'm about to be lynched.
btw pizza, nicely done effect for your game. How did you mess with the forum code? This place really has gone crazy.
Askthepizzaguy 22:31 13/09/09
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro:
btw pizza, nicely done effect for your game. How did you mess with the forum code? This place really has gone crazy.
Oh, that's not even me.

That's your
own mind creating strange delusions...
You, White Eyes, A1_Unit, you're all insane. Your posts being out of place, that's all because you haven't been taking your medication.
Askthepizzaguy 00:20 14/09/09
PSYCHO MAFIA......
II
Day One
September 13th, 2009.
The Tomato Institute for the Happily Deranged.
Daybreak.
The clock radio went off inside my room, reminding me that it was time to rise and greet the day. Playing on the radio was
The Struggle Within, which always put me in an excellent mood. There was just one problem... last night, there was a riot inside the hospital, and the mental patients went running around slaying everyone. I can't be sure how many of them there are... but I do know that there was more than one of them this time.
"This time?" Had I been here before? Strange...
But I felt confident that my mission was to destroy the evil here. I ventured out into the hallway, and saw a brutal scene before me. There were severed heads everywhere, and limbless torsos stacked up high in the center of the dining area. Body parts were nailed to the walls. The stench was unbearable. I went to the janitor's closet so that I could throw up in the sink, but I found it had been clogged up with the uniforms of the slain, and the huge plastic basin was filled with gallons of blood. Next to the sink, a bucket was filled with... what looked like... human eyes. Whoever did this was not your typical sociopath... this person took sick pleasure in what they did. In the corner, I saw something so horrible it defies description. There was the body of
Askthepizzaguy.... the corpse appeared to have been sliced by a razor blade, over and over, a thousand times over. The body looked to be tied up, restrained in such a way to prevent struggling. Many of the wounds looked like they had almost healed... obviously what happened to Askthepizzaguy was not a quick process. A tube was hooked up to his arm, and several empty bags of human blood were scattered around the closet. It seemed apparent that the killer wanted Askthepizzaguy to die from the pain, not from the loss of blood. I knew I had to find who was responsible before I became the next victim of...
the Psycho.
Alive: (15/16)
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro
Dead: (1/16)
Askthepizzaguy
(that's right, I'm DEAD, and I'm not playing either. So don't bother killing me again, in any way shape or form. It's not one of those experimental games.)
Day phases will be 24 hours long if everyone has voted, or 48 hours if I am missing votes. Night phases will be 24 hours long if I have everyone's orders, or 48 hours if I am missing orders (or if I need a break from my other games and hosting duties...)
. Day phase begins now, but I prefer to use 11:59 PM (2359 hours) Eastern time USA (GMT-5:00) as the official marker for the phases. So the first night phase will begin at 12:00AM (00:00 hours) Wednesday the 15th of September. That gives you 24 hours plus the remainder of today to get your role PMs, get in character, and vote.
Good luck to you all.
RULES: PLEASE READ
No quoting copying translating, etc, the ROLE PM or any other PM I send you.
Communication outside the thread is PROHIBITED when talking about this game, unless otherwise specified in your role PM.
Do not post screenshots or otherwise use any means of proving your innocence with actual evidence beyond in-game evidence. You know what I mean.
No cheating, in the broadest and most thorough possible sense. Keep things on the level or drop out. Intentional and unreported cheating will result in a permanent ban from my games. Should you make a mistake and report it, all may be forgiven.
Follow the terms of service and rules for sportsmanship and conduct, etc, etc...
If your role requires roleplaying, do your best to follow that instruction. If you need help, ask me.
If you want to be replaced, tell me.
Night actions can be sent to me ahead of time if you think you cannot be active that night.
There is at least one murderer and one neutral role. This is not a joke game.
You must vote, abstain is allowed, but there is no such thing as No Lynch. Suicide is generally NOT allowed.
Have fun, be respectful of one another, and throw yourselves into your roles.
Sasaki Kojiro 00:25 14/09/09
Vote:Askthepizzaguy
Yes yes, I'm sure it's not one of those experimental games...
Vote: DisgruntledGoat He's so disgruntled, you could almost say he's gone...
psycho.
slashandburn 01:14 14/09/09
Vote: Tratorix Why are you just jumping at someon suspicious.
P.S. ATPG Eastern time is -4 GMT.
is the org fixed now?
edit:
Yeah! it is
DisgruntledGoat 07:15 14/09/09
Vote: Slashandburn for questioning our Dear Leader. If ATPG says its -5 than dang it it's -5 even if he has use his god like powers to create an entire new timezone.
Chipmunk. Ninjas. Cave. Ferret.
Vote: Eliteferret
Ferret? Goat, eye, ROBOT!!!!!!!!
vote:A1_Unit
slashandburn 20:09 14/09/09
Originally Posted by DisgruntledGoat:
Vote: Slashandburn for questioning our Dear Leader. If ATPG says its -5 than dang it it's -5 even if he has use his god like powers to create an entire new timezone.
I was not questioning the leader comrades i was mearly assisting him in his quest to destroy the psychos.
Vote:Disgruntled goatYou are scared of me and disgruntled at my greatness.
slashandburn 20:10 14/09/09
OopsUnvote:Vote:disgruntled goat
White_eyes:D 21:31 14/09/09
Unvote:Sasaki Vote:ATPG Sasaki is right....how do we know ATPG is not "dead"??
Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy:
Being dead didn't stop Gobbledygook from killing people...
What makes you think being dead is going to stop Andy?
Your just planing to kill us all when we least suspect it
Liars. Pizza. Dead. Question mark.
Unvote: Elite Ferret
Vote: ATPG
Originally Posted by Elite Ferret:
Ferret? Goat, eye, ROBOT!!!!!!!!
vote:A1_Unit
Is that the code they instructed you in?

I have my eye on you ferret, those aliens are not going to touch my marrow.
Unvote: Taka
Vote: ATPG Take no chances!
You can never be too careful...... even when they tell you that you can relax, they are just trying to steal your lucky charms......

But they can't touch mine, because they are safe in my special place......

And in the end, as long as I still have my lucky charms I can never truly die. But the ferrets.... they know!

they want to take my charms, and they are going to take me with them back to mars! I told mommy I didn't want to go!!!!
( is there a frothing at the mouth smilie? cause there should be



)
Askthepizzaguy 23:07 14/09/09
There is always this one:
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
True, but I am not sure if it really capture the right image





ahhhmmm.
Where be the voices from the sky? why are they telling me what smilies to use? ITS THE REDS!!!!! I foiled there plan to use monkeys as satellite cannons and now they want revenge! I knew you would be back! Which is why I blew up all of the pizza huts around my house! I know if one of you reds show up I did not order any pizza! HAH!
I will use the smilies I want to! cause I be a anarchist!
Diana Abnoba 10:35 15/09/09
The smilies they hurt my eyes. They are unclean, need to wash their faces. Yes, 5 times should do it, and my hands, need to wash them 5 times as well. 1...2...3...4...5... Make the thoughts go away...all this blood, this place is a mess. How can you guys just stand there and look at all the mess. Must get control over my thoughts, someone is dead, no can't take it, must clean up this place. You with all those smilies, I know you made this mess. I MUST clean up this place, and I must vote to get rid of you.
Vote: CDF
Okay that is better, now just wash my hands...1...2...3...4...5...
what are you all blabbering about?
Vote: everyone except me and that is the easiest way for the town to win... what? i cant do that?

then,
Vote: ATPG
White_eyes:D 15:26 15/09/09
ATPG....how could you make Diana act like that?..
It's you fault she is acting that way,
isn't it?
you....yes, the one who voted for me, be careful while pointing your finger at me... i dont want any filth or blood from your hand spoiling my clothes.
slashandburn 19:29 15/09/09
Diana Abnoba 22:11 15/09/09
Noooooo the smilies, all the smilies, so unclean must wash all their faces.
(why does this bother me so, this is irrational, can't help it, must wash my hands, calms me).
*washes hands...1...2...3..4...5...* Must get rid of the germs, everything clean and orderly.
Iskander 3.1 22:26 15/09/09
Vote: AtPG. Kill him twice just to be sure
p.s. you know who you are, and the answer is YES!!!
Okay, whoever spun the org and messed up all the posts, please stop. I just ate and it`s making me nauseous.
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