Psycho Mafia II: Andy's return [Concluded]

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 09-19-2009, 01:13

OOC:

I have to say, I am kind of surprised my role played vote managed to get a bandwagon going on elite ferret. I have no case against him, and it was only to make the game more fun to me......

I am not sure why in the world anyone would go along with me.

Kind of makes me worried about the towns chances if we are going to jump on a case that amounts to: Ferrets evil, they eat brains.....

Sorry Elite ferret, role playing and all that.

IN fact, I am almost want to say FOS to those who went along with me. It was a bandwagon, and a scummy one at that. Could everyone else who voted elite ferret please explain the reason? I am especially disappointed as this means I will need to find new material for the rest of the game, can't use ferret invader if there are no ferret invaders can I?

**White_eyes:D** · 09-19-2009, 01:29

"You just want us to think, you will have no new role-playing material after Ferrets gone"

OOC:I mean your crazy(everybody is)....of course you will have something new

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 09-19-2009, 01:32

I could, but that would involve thinking.

What I mean is that we just lynched someone for no good reason. Then again that is at least partly my fault, ohh forget it, I am going to go back to being crazy, its easier that way.....

**White_eyes:D** · 09-19-2009, 01:43

"You just want us to think lynching Ferret is bad...when you really want to save him and make a killer WIFOM"

OOC:ATPG has done stuff like that

And first round lynches are never easy

**Askthepizzaguy** · 09-19-2009, 07:19

Sorry for the delay, writeup to follow.

Elite Ferret: 3 (CDF, Iska, Slash, )
Sasaki; 2 (EF, Taka)
Iskander: 4 (DA, DG, WE, Beskar)
Taka: 1 (Sasaki)
Diana: 1 (Shlin)
Slash: 1 (A1, )
Beskar: 1 (atheotes)

**Askthepizzaguy** · 09-19-2009, 08:07

Day Two

The group of mental patients shouted and screamed at one another, blaming each other for the death of Tratorix. But a patient in particular seemed to stand out, and his obsession for one of the other patients made several of them nervous. Those who had the presence of mind to have an opinion on the matter shouted their accusations, and the patient who was most accused was Iskander 3.1. The angry and insane mob advanced on him, and he slowly backed away, ducking into the mess hall. He dove behind the lunch counter and quickly thought of a plan. Ah yes... he would wear a disguise! And so, he grabbed a blood-soaked chef's hat off of one of the corpses, and pretended to cook, loudly humming to himself, while running the water in the sink and slamming kitchen utensils. This would have been much more convincing if there was power in the facility, or if there was any food left to cook, or if he had remembered that all the kitchen staff were dead and strewn about the floor right next to him.

The crowd hadn't the foggiest clue where Iskander 3.1 had run off to, but when they heard the racket he was making while trying unsuccessfully to blend in, they immediately turned the corner and saw him carving up one of the invisible turkeys. Iskander 3.1 noticed them coming, but like a toddler playing hide and seek who believes that covering his eyes will make him invisible, he tried even more desperately to get in character. He turned the gas oven on, and clattered pans on top of it, none of them filled with food of course, but these were minor details only. He also turned on the clock radio nearby on a top shelf, which the kitchen staff used to listen to while they were working. The mob of drooling, crazed psychopaths continued to walk slowly forward, some grabbing long butcher knives or huge metal serving spoons, and one grabbed a rolling pin. Iskander 3.1 was now completely surrounded, but he wisely stuck to the plan that was utterly failing, and sung along with the music and cracked a bunch of invisible eggs, and washed some invisible celery in the sink. The crowd was not impressed, and so they rushed at him, and began stabbing and beating and... rolling... him to death. (I'm afraid not all of the patients were very swift.)

Iskander 3.1 gallantly and bravely stuck to the plan, because he had no exit strategy, and he was too stubborn to admit when he was wrong. Yes, he was getting killed and he wasn't accomplishing anything, but he stuck to his gun, to the last. He went down in heroic fashion, which was sad considering the emergency exits in the kitchen were clearly marked. One of the doors was even propped open with a brick. It was a shame, but such things don't always occur to the mentally deranged. Iskander 3.1 was covered in stab wounds and had suffered many concussions, and was bleeding from the mouth, and when he realized he was going to die, he rushed toward shlin28 and gave him a great big hug and a very awkward kiss. This moment of spontaneous romance was marred only by the fact that shlin28 promptly stabbed him in the eye.

As the crowd beat him further, he stared directly at his beloved with his remaining eye, and silently whispered "I love you...", until one of the patients got the bright idea to overturn the giant metal refrigerator nearby, which landed on Iskander 3.1's head and splattered his brains across the floor.

Iskander 3.1 is dead.

Alive: (13/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (3/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
Askthepizzaguy (still)

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