MLIA

**Strike For The South** · 09-10-2009, 22:12

Today at work an elderly man pulled out a $5 and $10 dollar bill to pay his $15 sum. He stared at the five thoughtfully for several moments before slipping it into his wallet and producing another one. He then leaned in and said "I think the purple ones are prettier." He handed me a plain green one. I couldn't agree more. MLIA.

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Today, I saw a paraplegic. I instantly felt sorry for him. Then I noticed that every time he moved, the wheels on his wheelchair lit up. My pity turned into jealousy. MLIA

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop and two elderly men came to the counter. While I scooped their ice cream, I asked them how their day had been. One of the little old men says, "Hungover!" and turns to high-five his equally old friend. They just made my week. MLIA

I've been looking at these for so long I missed my workout and have to go back to the apartment during rush hour MLIA

**pevergreen** · 09-10-2009, 23:15

This thread makes me sorry for humanity. FML.

**Lemur** · 09-11-2009, 05:07

Had to look it up. Personally, I get more comedy bang from The People of Walmart.

**naut** · 09-16-2009, 15:50

Originally Posted by Lemur

Personally, I get more comedy bang from The People of Walmart.

The guy with the shotgun and Wutang clan shirt found out. It's on Lamebook.

(Language warning).

**woad&fangs** · 09-16-2009, 20:45

Last night, my roommate and I had to come up with a contract, outlining our rules for living together in our dorm room. I'm excited for a conflict to arise, because that means that we'll have to have a jousting tournament in the hallway...you know, according to the contract. MLIA.

I wish I had read this before my roommate and I made our contract

**CountArach** · 09-11-2009, 07:05

I really do love MLIA

Thes best thing is that so many of them (Particularly older ones before all the Harry Potter and Twilight in-jokes came to the site) are relatable. So much better than FML.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 09-11-2009, 07:19

There's a lot of funny stuff, but everything recent has nothing to do with the persons life being average. I find it distracting.

There are some genius entries on there though:

Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA