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Today at work an elderly man pulled out a $5 and $10 dollar bill to pay his $15 sum. He stared at the five thoughtfully for several moments before slipping it into his wallet and producing another one. He then leaned in and said "I think the purple ones are prettier." He handed me a plain green one. I couldn't agree more. MLIA.
.Today at work an elderly man pulled out a $5 and $10 dollar bill to pay his $15 sum. He stared at the five thoughtfully for several moments before slipping it into his wallet and producing another one. He then leaned in and said "I think the purple ones are prettier." He handed me a plain green one. I couldn't agree more. MLIA.
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Today, I saw a paraplegic. I instantly felt sorry for him. Then I noticed that every time he moved, the wheels on his wheelchair lit up. My pity turned into jealousy. MLIA
Today, I saw a paraplegic. I instantly felt sorry for him. Then I noticed that every time he moved, the wheels on his wheelchair lit up. My pity turned into jealousy. MLIA
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Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop and two elderly men came to the counter. While I scooped their ice cream, I asked them how their day had been. One of the little old men says, "Hungover!" and turns to high-five his equally old friend. They just made my week. MLIA
I've been looking at these for so long I missed my workout and have to go back to the apartment during rush hour MLIAToday, I was at work at an ice cream shop and two elderly men came to the counter. While I scooped their ice cream, I asked them how their day had been. One of the little old men says, "Hungover!" and turns to high-five his equally old friend. They just made my week. MLIA
This thread makes me sorry for humanity. FML.
I really do love MLIA Thes best thing is that so many of them (Particularly older ones before all the Harry Potter and Twilight in-jokes came to the site) are relatable. So much better than FML.
Thes best thing is that so many of them (Particularly older ones before all the Harry Potter and Twilight in-jokes came to the site) are relatable. So much better than FML.There's a lot of funny stuff, but everything recent has nothing to do with the persons life being average. I find it distracting.
There are some genius entries on there though:
There are some genius entries on there though:
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Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
Today I decided to read the MLIA pages oldest-to-newest, so clicked "517" (highest number page). Blank page. Also 516. And 515. Le Sigh. MLIA.
Originally Posted by Lemur:
Personally, I get more comedy bang from The People of Walmart.
The guy with the shotgun and Wutang clan shirt found out. It's on Lamebook. Personally, I get more comedy bang from The People of Walmart.
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Last night, my roommate and I had to come up with a contract, outlining our rules for living together in our dorm room. I'm excited for a conflict to arise, because that means that we'll have to have a jousting tournament in the hallway...you know, according to the contract. MLIA.
Last night, my roommate and I had to come up with a contract, outlining our rules for living together in our dorm room. I'm excited for a conflict to arise, because that means that we'll have to have a jousting tournament in the hallway...you know, according to the contract. MLIA.
I wish I had read this before my roommate and I made our contract
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