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    BrownWings: AirViceMarshall Senior Member Furunculus's Avatar
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    Default Re: That's What Katanas Are For

    in your own home it's up to you what you decide to threaten an intruder with; pair of maracas, big rubber dildo, bbq tongs, the choice is yours, as is the consequence if you can't wield them with effect.
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    Default Re: That's What Katanas Are For

    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    rubbish, blades are really good for threatening with.
    So are umbrellas!

    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculus View Post
    in your own home it's up to you what you decide to threaten an intruder with; pair of maracas, big rubber dildo, bbq tongs, the choice is yours, as is the consequence if you can't wield them with effect.
    This is precisely why my home defense arsenal constitutes: a tarp, a spatula, and a vat of crisco.

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