I am appaled by the ghastly insolence displayed by you commoners here. Don't you people know your place anymore?


These laws are made by your lords, for the glory of your queen, by the grace of your god - your very own god of England.
In the unlikely event that an imperfection has managed to slip in a law that proves an inconvenience to your lords in their task of governing you ungrateful subjects, then rest assured it will be swiftly dealt with.

With power and position come responsibility. The awareness of this is the very ethic of your lords. Your superiors will make sure this law will pose no further hindrance to your attorney general, baroness Scotland.


Now back to work you lazy unruly subjects.

I say, if only you people were to display the same restless energy in your work as you do in hindering your lords, Britainnia would rule the world again. God help Britian if you unruly mob ever seize power.



but why oh why is lord Scotland a black woman, ruining stereotypes about mediaeval theme park England?