I think something is deeply wrong with me

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-20-2009, 03:43

So, *ahem* you wanna tell me about the hot women in your dreams?

**Snite** · 09-20-2009, 08:10

I would say the only thing wrong with you is that you haven't moved past the dream and gotten on. Crying from shame over feeling joy to kill someone when you first wake up is fine, but you have to realize that it's a dream and only a dream and you aren't likely to joyously slaughter someone in real life, especially since dreams have been proven to have no relation to your actually psychology.

**Azathoth** · 09-20-2009, 22:30

So, *ahem* you wanna tell me about the hot women in your dreams?

I've only had one wet dream in my whole life, and it involved demons. What do you make of that?

**Hooahguy** · 09-21-2009, 03:41

youre not alone, dont worry.

last night i had a "dream" that in a poker game i won a really hot chick. my opponent was mad but i didnt care. i left the room for a minute to get a bottle of wine, and when i came back all that was left was her shoe. apparently the other guy stole her. i ran to call 911 but i was so scared i couldnt manage to call the number. then i saw him advance towards me with a bloody hatchet....
then i woke up.
strangely i felt really sick and threw up afterwards.

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-21-2009, 05:02

Originally Posted by Azathoth

I've only had one wet dream in my whole life, and it involved demons. What do you make of that?

If they look anything like Connie Nielsen from the Devil's Advocate, then yes, I'm willing to eagerly hear it out.

**Snite** · 09-22-2009, 03:27

If I wake up in the middle of taking a step, my leg kicks out.

If I wake up inthe middle of crying, I bawl my eyes out.

I have had many dreams of killing and being killed, but supposedly that's normal for one in my profession and I do not feel adversely affected.

**Kevin** · 09-22-2009, 05:21

I recommend you stop playing games for a bit, go outside, and get some Dr. Phil

**Yun Dog** · 09-22-2009, 07:46

the dude you are bashing is you (or some subconcious part of you, or one of your IDs, or some part of your personality)

thats why it upsets you

your saying goodbye to your childhood you bro

congrats on becoming a man

anything goes in dreams... dont interpret dreams literally or try and give them real life meanings and guilt - its your subconcious's way of showing you some of the house cleaning its been upto, since you like watching movies like 300 its hardly surprising you SC chose this way to tell you something about yourself,

if it had have been about sugar and spice and all things nice - THEN ID BE WORRIED

sorry to tell you dude, but your garden variety normal - hope that doent disappoint you