Pirate fight at the Admiral Benbow [Concluded]

[atheotes]

I slash at the punching bag....oops... I slash at Tratorix with my cutlass

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Tratorix, still reeling from the wound to his shoulder, is slashed across the back by atheotes' cutlass. He fallso to his knees, blood pouring.

[GeneralHankerchief]

[taka]

finish him! finish him!

[Splitpersonality]

Winks at all the men in the room, before walking over to tratorix and flashing some cleavage at him.

Need some help?

Keeps tratorix occupied.

OOC: Since I can't technically finish him, I can do this!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Tratorix, though still reeling from his wounds, was nevertheless completely distracted by the sight of splitpersonality standing in front of him. He grinned foolishly and tried to say something funny.

[Splitpersonality]

[Tratorix]

Tratorix, though still reeling from his wounds, was nevertheless completely distracted by the sight of splitpersonality standing in front of him. He grinned foolishly and tried to say something funny.

So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack? I fail to see the purpose. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bleeding to death.

[A Very Super Market]

I throw my sword at atheotes in a show of pirate baddassery/idiocy

[Splitpersonality]

So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack?

Among other things.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack? I fail to see the purpose. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bleeding to death.

You won't be able to even after you recover from the shock of your wounds.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

[Tratorix]

AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

He has taka syndrome.

[taka]

AVSM! AVSM! taka syndrome! taka syndrome!

[White_eyes:D]

I stab Tratorix with my sword

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Tratorix, still distracted by splitpersonality's gesturing, died with a smile on his face when White_eyes stabbed him through the heart.

He was the British Captain

[Splitpersonality]

I give tratorix a little smooch, the brit's are awfully nice guys after all.

I turn my attention to AVSM, I whip out my pistol and begin firing at him.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Splitpersonality makes the rather revolting decision to give the bloodied dead guy a kiss, then points her finger at AVSM and says "pew pew pew". He finds this gesture adorable and can't stop staring.

[Splitpersonality]

I mosey my way over to AVSM and hang off of him for a little while. I'm sure he doesn't mind anyway.

[White_eyes:D]

Take that, Russell Crowe

[atheotes]

AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

spanks him with the cutlass and tells him "now, run to your mommy"

I am assuming i cannot counter attack since i have already attacked someone.

[slashandburn]

*dashes up to splitpersonality spearing her through the heart, "Back foul thing".

[Splitpersonality]

No!

Whimpers and puts on a big sad face, looking at slashandburn

[Sasaki Kojiro]

slashandburn dashes up to splitpersonality and tries to stab her in the heart with a spear. He doesn't seem to realize that he has no spear, and ends up awkwardly poking her chest. Embarressed, he mutter something like "foul thing".

[slashandburn]

I meant spearing through the heart with a sword i.e. sword poking out of other side of person.

[Splitpersonality]

I lose all interest in AVSM, and tackle Slashandburn, assaulting him with my breasts.

How dare you!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

slashandburn tries to stab splitpersonality through the heart with his sword, missing by a few inches he none the less gives her a serious wound.

[Splitpersonality]

Argh fine then.

Splitpersonality looks at slashandburn, attempting to woo him into helping with the wound he just inflicted.

I.E. "Won't someone please help me?"

[Sasaki Kojiro]

slashandburn suddenly feels great guilt for what he has done. He drops his sword and starts tending to splits wounds.

[Splitpersonality]

Someone, stab him while he is distracted, please! ;-;