Recipes TO FEED ME

[Mooks]

Heres what I ate for dinner today, I highly reccomend it.

Ingrediants:

2 egg rolls
a few mushrooms you buy from wal-mart
quarter stick of butter
some spices (I used peppers cut from my backyard)

First you sautee the mushrooms. Which basically means boil them in butter on a pan till they turn crisp. Add the peppers halfway (or sometime before that, or maybe a little bit after, doesnt matter at all).

Microwave the 2 eggrolls before your done with the mushrooms.

Combine the 2 into one solitary plate. Soy sauce is optional.

When its all finished, you got a bangin plate. Your roommate might wonder whats that smell though. Tell him its the smell of deliciousness. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you. Your ####### the next day however, will not. Thats all part of the fun though.