End of day one!

The adventurers left the town and traveled for many days. They braved low plains, and high hills. Winding forests, and dark tunnels.

After a week, they came to a river. It is quite wide, but it looks shallow enough to wade through. The heroes come to a stop.

Nimble picks up a stone and throws it to see how far he can make it skip along the surface. Rogar and Newmoon just stood still, expecting something to happen.

Me: Dude...arent you forgetting something?

Tratorix: Like what?

Me: Like your characters paralsying fear of water perhaps?

Tratorix: Oh...

Ambrose falls to the ground screaming. Newmoon and rogar drag him off.

Rogar: We need to cross this river.

Nimble: Looks like we'll have to knock him out. Here, let me try.

Nimble punches Ambrose

Me: He's not out yet.

Newmoon: Let me try.

Newmoon measures up and punches Ambrose.

Me: Nope, still not out, but hes getting close.

Rogar: Let me show you how its done.

Rogar takes his bearskin off and uppercuts Ambrose. Ambrose flies upward and lands about 20 feet away.

Me: Hes well and truly out now.

Tratorix: ....I'm dead. You ******* killed me!

Newmoon: Sorry dude...We were just trying to...

Tratorix: Way to ******* kill me dude.

Me: well I guess we should get moving.

Nimble: Woah, wait up! Shouldnt we like bury him or something?

Newmoon: yeah give him a proper funeral!

Tratorix: Really? Thanks guys!

Rogar: Yeah! We get like 15 piety points per level for burying a party member. And since he was level 6...that'd be like...90 points!

All: Boo yah!

Newmoon: And that will totally make up for that orphanage we burnt down.

The 3 remaining heroes are standing over a grave, Ambrose's possessions on top

Newmoon: Alas poor Ambrose, we hardly knew thee.

Awkward silence

Nimble: I call the knife!

Newmoon: I'll take the bag.

Rogar: The staff is mine!

The heroes continue onward...

Begin day 2!