I can bite them but its a bit of a strech and it aches to do it, which along with the fact its disgusting is probably why I have done it for at least a decade...

I can do loads of kick ups with a football... which isn't even useful when playing football (a few maybe) and isn't exaclty all that impressive to watch

I can read that number that comes up on the simpsons when maggie goes through the baby scanner

I can attach all kinds of things to plastic car parts quickly (some still useful back working there now) and I can tell if you have plastic or wooden facias and soffits (and windows)