Ahoy from me, ye scallywags!

I be here to let ye know of a special chance to get your own dirty pictures of the loosest whenches from all over the Caribbean!!

For the small price of 10 gold, ye can get your own special image!

The be the most scandalous, smuttiest pictures ye 'av ever seen! I dread to show them to even you hardened (pun) pirates!

'Ere's one to whet yer appetite:
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