Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

also, what's this list that i'm on? hope its not a hit-list...

No it's not a hit....

uh....

yeah, yeah that's what it is. Bribe me and I'll spare your life.

No one tell him otherwise!

[taka]

No it's not a hit....

uh....

yeah, yeah that's what it is. Bribe me and I'll spare your life.

No one tell him otherwise!

what's with you and being bribed

FoS: ATPG for wanting so much money!

[Askthepizzaguy]

FOS: Taka

For not wanting so much money. We're greedy pirates and we bleed gold and pee rubies and have diamonds on our junk. Or perhaps I have venereal disease.

[taka]

FOS: Taka

For not wanting so much money. We're greedy pirates and we bleed gold and pee rubies and have diamonds on our junk. Or perhaps I have venereal disease.

good point

FoS: taka

[Askthepizzaguy]

For ten gold I can be bribed not to give you venereal disease.

[miotas]

ATPG just want's ten gold so he doesn't need to use the same wench who gave him the VD last time

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes, I am in the market for the more expensive floozies. Help an old sea dog out... after years of eating rotting food, getting scurvy, swashbuckling wounds, skin lesions from not bathing, and being touched inappropriately by Itchy Lou at night in the bunk we shared and then being unceremoniously covered in parrot droppings for me trouble, Smilin' Sam has had enough! It's time to pay the piper. Me wants to retire to an island on the Caribbean, filled with scantily clad, bronze-skinned women frolicking on the beach. Someplace what never heard of venereal disease b'fore. Where the women can't hold their liquor or remember a gull dang thing in the mornin'. You know, some place to actually want to be sober enough to remember in me declining years, until me remaining teeth rot out and i get a massive infection and die.

Alms! Alms for the greedy and undeserving! It's fer a good cause...