Yarrgh...

Whilst my fellow pirates deal with this, can any of yer sea-rats tell me where be my drink...?

*silence*

Give me my drink I say, or face me cutlass!

In the name of thar Pirate's Code, I demand that yer tell me!

*Swings wildly at nothing*

Tarnations... them wily drink-thieves be infestin' the good ship Presence! Someone must stop them... yarrrrrrgh, for the good of the ship, I, Pirate Lord of the Eight Seas, proclaim my bid for tha' captainship!

*Strikes a heroic pose near the edge of the deck, before falling in to the deep deep blue sea*

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