Who woke me up? What manner of joke be this? Why does everyone keep calling for Yar? Here I am, now what? By Neptune's glass testicle, the next person to call me name without a good reason best start looking for a second eye patch. Flint's been aching to peck and eye out. He's been repeating my name over and over because of you mangy currs, won't let me get me beauty rest.

Oh, and I'll select ATPG. He's been recuiting the crew. Methinks if he's not captain, he'll stage a mutiny.