Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

**a completely inoffensive name** · 10-09-2009, 00:36

Night period ends in roughly 4 and half hours. Then we can vote again.

EDIT: Yes, Jolt is dead.

**pevergreen** · 10-09-2009, 01:53

I think he knows that.

LOOKING FOR A VIG GROUP ON PEVER TONIGHT.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 10-09-2009, 01:58

Will you be participating in it, pever?

You see, pevergreen is so bad

that it takes not only three other men, but his own strength, to bring himself down.

**pevergreen** · 10-09-2009, 02:23

Even then, I'd have enough strength to deliver a monologue, involving a cat, and a mouse to scratch a man to death. Most likely featuring a man who fights by the book of arithmatic.

**Diana Abnoba** · 10-09-2009, 04:16

While we are waiting for the night phase to end, to help pass the time, another installment of:

Adventures on the high seas with "Itchy Lou". Starring "Itchy Lou" and the crew.

"Itchy Lou" stumbles down the stairs from the officers quarters, holding his pet parrot Pete in one hand, and a bottle of rum in the other hand, crying.

I found ye finally, he was in the 1st mates room, and here's his other leg. That Louis, he killed me pet parrot Pete. Why ye have to go and do that, I'm not a bad pirate, just drunk most of the time.

Takes his shirt and blows his nose in to it. Cries some more, and takes another drink of his rum.

I gots him when I was in port, naw I can't remember now, but it was the port wheres I met Tina. Yarrr it was a magical night. They calls her toothless Tina, she had no teeth of her own, but that came in handy at times, if you know what I mean. She was quite a women, well after 2 bottles of rum and 2 eye patches that is. That's where Pete learned to say, "no me dear, turn back over."