Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your assertion only makes sense if you admit to being mafia or a serial killer.

So you're talking about either a hypothetical, or you're admitting you're a scumbag. Either way, you still haven't demonstrated all the massive damage I've done to the town.

[White_eyes:D]

You haven't seen it yet....

And we well see if I am scum or not

[Louis VI the Fat]

Louis, have you ever been scum in a mafia game before?

Scum as opposed to townie.

No. I am your perfect boy scout.

Even in CAPO, as a wiseguy I tried everything I could to get promoted to townie. Including ratting out an entire fami


Townie is simply the coolest role there is in mafia.
It's the most challenging. The most demanding. The most creative. The free-est. All I want is to be Capo di Tutti Townie. (Seamus ought to install that title. Have careers move two ways)

Louis:

Why the "duel" with Kojiro? Doesn't seem quite in keeping with your usual game style.

What duel? I debate for the sake of debate. It's not like I'm picking on a newbie with scarcely any idea of what's going on. Besides, I have not once voted Sasaki. I don't even vote Andres.

I am simply resisting their evil plot to confuse the town and take over this ship for themselves.


Thinking about it all, I think there were two different debates earlier that got hopelessly entangled. One, the merits of voting Jolt in the absense of any clear mafia candidates.* And two, lingering...'emotions' carried over from CAPO. In particular, aversion to massive voting blocks, the use of pressure, and lynching people for refusing to co-operate.

I was not really part of Capo. I think I may have overlooked this lingering dissatisfaction. All I can say is that I see nothing of the sort here.

There is no voting block. The bandwagon happened, I think, because after 22 hours of deliberation still no clear candidate had emerged. Then Jolt became the subject of discussion. There were several votes on him from several of the few confirmed townies. And Jolt looked scummy too. What's a player to do, eh? Get a vote from random.org? Or vote alongside people you trust and work with?

There is no pressure either. There is not even a close town organisation. Were are all these protect/kill groups? They are not here. Despite the impossibility of getting meaningful results in any reasonable timespan. The town is fighting with its eyes closed and one hand behind its back. (Although I disagree with this. Because it does not show respect for the quality of the mafia players)

There are no threats issued to force people into co-operation. Although I think that perhaps at fleeting glance the case against Jolt may appear that way. Quod non. Jolt was questioned over his kills. In the same fashion that Andres and Sasaki were - neither of which were lynched over it. Why? I can only speak for myself, but: because Andres and Sasaki showed a spine and simply said we killed, for this reason, and we'll do it just the same the next time. Fine. My pirate heart has some sort of grudging respect for that.
Jolt, by contrast, never voluntarily confirmed partaking in vig groups. He says he's doing it for fun. And that he'll do it again and hopes to become mafia. And then lied about it all too. How's that not a good reason to lynch somebody?


*If I were mafia, I'd hide in a vig group to do my killing. You make some friends, you are invisible to investigation ('oh, I was killing because the kill was announced in the thread! I simply volunteered for the job. Yes, it's a rough job, but somebody's got to do it, eh'), maybe work a bit towards throwing the crew into dissarray by working towards mutiny, and get to kill a townie on top of it too. Great strategy.

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: Jolt

[Louis VI the Fat]

I am looking for volunteers for a vig group on Jolt tonight!

PM me!

[Splitpersonality]

Isn't the phase over, and jolt dead?

[Centurion1]

jolt is dead it is now night

[a completely inoffensive name]

Night period ends in roughly 4 and half hours. Then we can vote again.

EDIT: Yes, Jolt is dead.

[pevergreen]

I think he knows that.

LOOKING FOR A VIG GROUP ON PEVER TONIGHT.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Will you be participating in it, pever?

You see, pevergreen is so bad that it takes not only three other men, but his own strength, to bring himself down.

[pevergreen]

Even then, I'd have enough strength to deliver a monologue, involving a cat, and a mouse to scratch a man to death. Most likely featuring a man who fights by the book of arithmatic.

[Diana Abnoba]

While we are waiting for the night phase to end, to help pass the time, another installment of:

Adventures on the high seas with "Itchy Lou". Starring "Itchy Lou" and the crew.

"Itchy Lou" stumbles down the stairs from the officers quarters, holding his pet parrot Pete in one hand, and a bottle of rum in the other hand, crying.

I found ye finally, he was in the 1st mates room, and here's his other leg. That Louis, he killed me pet parrot Pete. Why ye have to go and do that, I'm not a bad pirate, just drunk most of the time.

Takes his shirt and blows his nose in to it. Cries some more, and takes another drink of his rum.

I gots him when I was in port, naw I can't remember now, but it was the port wheres I met Tina. Yarrr it was a magical night. They calls her toothless Tina, she had no teeth of her own, but that came in handy at times, if you know what I mean. She was quite a women, well after 2 bottles of rum and 2 eye patches that is. That's where Pete learned to say, "no me dear, turn back over."

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have a strange and delightful girlfriend.

Don't ever change sweetie.

[Diana Abnoba]

Thanks baby!

[Askthepizzaguy]

*shoves Itchy Lou in the chest*

Get off of me ya scurvy dog! Not in front of me crew! And quit hoggin' the rum or it will be the lash for you tonight!

if ye know what I mean

[CountArach]

*shoves Itchy Lou in the chest*

You can go to prison for that sort of stuff ATPG...

[pevergreen]

This is disgusting.

Room for a third?

[Askthepizzaguy]

You can go to prison for that sort of stuff ATPG...

Not to worry, we can go to prison in 37 states for the other stuff we do!

[Diana Abnoba]

I thought you were the kind of guy that didn't kiss and tell. You dog you...

[Askthepizzaguy]

*ahem*

Back to yer cabins, men! Nothing to see. I'll handle Itchy Lou from here. To the brig with ye!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

10 gold pieces to the first man who can convince her to change "Goddess of the hunt" to "saucy wench"...

[GeneralHankerchief]

Night 4 has ended, no more orders will be accepted.

Processing now.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Please post the write up soon so I don't have to read anymore of ATPG's/Diana's love life or pever's quest for a threesome.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You were watching us???














Perv.

[miotas]

I be willin to go fer a ménage à trois, but only ef the parrot be involved...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I shudder to ask what you want to do to my girlfriend and a dead parrot.

PLEASE tell me it is a Monty Python skit.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I shudder to ask what you want to do to my girlfriend and a dead parrot.

PLEASE tell me it is a Monty Python skit.

How would adding a snake make it better?

[miotas]

Well this monty fella can add 'is pyton and make et four ef 'e wants.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Regarding said extracurricular nighttime activities:

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The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go...

[a completely inoffensive name]

@ATPG
I think it is shameful to talk so openly about what acts you and your loved one does in the privacy of your home.

[All right, I think the line was just crossed. Let's keep it easy until I post the summary - GH]

The line must be drawn here!-ACIN

[Diana Abnoba]

Well we have really gone off the deep end, and if you add all the post from 1250-1258 to the mix, I think now it goes from 37 states to 50 plus I sure many overseas.