Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: abstain

For teh gold.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unvote:shlin, vote:ricera

I'm pleasantly surprised that we're lynching someone based on gut rather than drama. Was it ever confirmed if white eyes could have left the ship if he was maven?

[Subotan]

FRY: Besides, it's not like one vote ever made a difference.

LEELA: That's not true. The first robot president won by exactly one vote.

BENDER: Ah, yes. John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a cord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

FARNSWORTH: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

LEELA: The point is, one vote can make a difference and even though it won't, I'm still taking you to get registered.

The moral of this tale?
Vote:White_Eyes
Don't go on killing sprees.

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote: abstain
vote: Pedro

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting closed.

[White_eyes:D]

Don't go on killing sprees.

First person to ever believe I was(other then Beskar).....suspicious much?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Officers, you have mail.

[Subotan]

Officers, you have mail.

So does that mean we have to wait for the officers to decide upon themselves about what to do?

[GeneralHankerchief]

So does that mean we have to wait for the officers to decide upon themselves about what to do?

Yup.

[White_eyes:D]

I guess I could say they don't need to waste a lynch or night action this way...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Double lynches aren't permitted. White_Eyes play is just too self-defeating for him to be British, IMO. Though he may still end up in the brig tonight. Ricera10 falls victim to the Askthepizzaguy stalker syndrome.

Like LittleGrizzly before ye, I will not be ignored!

[Louis VI the Fat]

I guess I could say they don't need to waste a lynch or night action this way...

Did I mention my offshore bank account on the Cayman Islands yet?

The sight of ten gold ducats has been to known to have a mellowing effect on me...to make me more open to 'reasonable arguments of innocence', if you know what I mean.


Edit: Pizza has cast his vote yet. So you don't have to worry about paying him.

[White_eyes:D]

You want me to pay ten gold??

fine but only if you don't lynch me...I can't give money if I am dead...

Edit:Other then in a Will of course.....can't give that to whoever lynched me...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not concerned with coin, only defending the British crown.

[White_eyes:D]

Are you asking for a bribe as well?

[Askthepizzaguy]

specifically, this crown that I pilfered from the Charleston.

IT'S MINE!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

[Centurion1]

wow and we possibly have the most corrupt pirates, ever......

GOOD JOB, GUYS

[GeneralHankerchief]

Still waiting on the officers' decision. Some people have already sent in night orders and I will take them, providing they're not conditional based off who is lynched.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Waiting on the Captain, actually.

Louis wanted to leave it up to him. Just change your vote man! I mean, uh... sir.

[A1_Unit]

I want a writeup - hurry up CR!

[Subotan]

Does this mean The Presence can stop time?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I just want a chance to speak to the prisoner one more time.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ricera10... it's been great man. A relationship filled with ups and downs. Ha ha, you remember when you voted for Jolt and I did too? Those were great times. I think about it constantly. CONSTANTLY. I can't get you out of my head. Yes.... but then you stopped returning my hails. And then I felt like we just weren't connecting anymore.

*twirls his hair innocently, sad look on his face*

I wanted to make things right, so I just kept hailing. And no response... it made me feel unwanted. But... that's just crazy. I'm too adorable. So... so... something must have gone wrong. Someone must have stolen your heart from me.

*takes out his blade*

But it's mine.... they can't have it. And if you won't give it to me... well... I want to make sure no one else can have it. NO... ONE.... ELSE....

Good bye, darling.

[GeneralHankerchief]

All right, I've got all I needed.

Lynch may take a while as I'm otherwise occupied at the moment, but in the meantime I'll take all night orders.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Sorry for the late response. It's the homecoming football game this weekend, and I didn't think a tie would happen.

CR

[White_eyes:D]

I get the feeling I might get jarred like GH was, after Reenk lynched him and CA....one of the best write-ups ever....

I don't know why Pizzaguy....but I laughed at this...

Ricera10... it's been great man. A relationship filled with ups and downs. Ha ha, you remember when you voted for Jolt and I did too? Those were great times. I think about it constantly. CONSTANTLY. I can't get you out of my head. Yes.... but then you stopped returning my hails. And then I felt like we just weren't connecting anymore.
*twirls his hair innocently, sad look on his face*

I wanted to make things right, so I just kept hailing. And no response... it made me feel unwanted. But... that's just crazy. I'm too adorable. So... so... something must have gone wrong. Someone must have stolen your heart from me.

*takes out his blade*

But it's mine.... they can't have it. And if you won't give it to me... well... I want to make sure no one else can have it. NO... ONE.... ELSE....

Good bye, darling.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Apologies in advance for the quality of this writeup. It is the second time I am doing this and RL has not been kind.

Day 5

Discussion on the Presence continued as usual. Throughout the day, the members of the vigilante attack on Quartermaster Askthepizzaguy revealed themselves one-by-one. Surprisingly, they came under little pressure. Most of the crew attributed this to the fact that a similar vigilante hit on gibsonsg91921 several nights ago ended up killing a Maven.

Instead, suspicion focused around mainly two crewmen. The first target was White_eyes:D. White_eyes had spent mostly the entire day drunk off an incredible amount of rum, so much so that his speech became incredibly slurred. Indeed, on the few occasions where the rest of the crew could understand him, they were almost in universal agreement that he was saying that he confessed to being a serial killer.

Finally, near the end of the day, White_eyes sobered up enough to clarify that he was, in fact, not the serial killer. Despite this, he still sounded very depressed and it was not enough to let him off the hook.

The second suspect was ricera10, who was also quite drunk. The trick is, he was so far gone that he was sleeping it off the entire day, and was not present for any of the accusations against him. His main attacker was the Quartermaster, who said that he pretty much "smelled suspicious" and that he never saw him at night in groups with the rest of the crew.

Instantly, a debate spawned about whether or not the Quartermaster had too much power. As the Captain was spending more and more time in his own cabin, votes for mutiny started to be called. People were wondering whether or not the Quartermaster was starting to usurp Captain Rabbit's authority. The calls for change, while still faint, could clearly be heard.

Despite this, many people were still ready to listen to the officers and placed their votes on ricera, as instructed. When the dust cleared, the two were tied in votes.

"All right," said Crazed Rabbit, "here's what be happenin' next. Since the crew be deadlocked, it be up to yer officers to decide who walks the plank today. We be retreatin' into our Quarters to discuss it over. In the meantime, make sure the ship be steered straight. The storm from last night took care o'all yer cleanin' duties, so there be no reason to slack with the jobs ye still have! Get to it, lads!" With a nods from the officers, the three men went indoors to the ruined Quarters, leaving the crew to speak amongst themselves.

"They be takin' a while," one of them said.

"Aye, in their little private offices," another concurred.

The banter and grumbling went along like this for a while, with the crew growing more and more discontent. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the Captain emerged, flanked by his officers. None of them said anything, though, instead marching straight below decks. The crew was extremely puzzled.

A minute later they came back up, Captain Rabbit in the lead, Louis and Pizzaguy in tow carrying a still-passed out ricera10. Without a word, they marched him straight to the plank and unceremoniously threw him overboard.

"We in our wisdom have decided that ricera is guilty," Rabbit said the crew. "His sentence has just been carried out. Everybody else, back to work. There be a long night ahead of us."

Day 5 tally:

ricera10: 6 (Sasaki, Chaotix, Joooray, Louis, A1, White_eyes)
White_eyes:D: 6 (Beskar, CA, ACIN, CDF, TinCow, Subotan)

pevergreen: 4 (Centurion, Yaro, SSNeo, slash)
shlin28: 2 (Seamus, pevergreen)
Single votes: Yaro (Reenk), A1_Unit (shlin), Chaotix (Psychonaut), Sasaki (Kukri)

Abstained: 6 (Cr, Double A, ATPG, Diana, Split, DiY)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It is now Night 5. This phase will end Sunday, October 11th, 20:00 US Eastern Time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Attacked: Centurion1 (n1), LittleGrizzly (n1), taka (n2), Andres (n3), Askthepizzaguy (n4)

Murdered: LittleGrizzly (n1), atheotes (n2), gibsonsg91921 (n2), Tratorix (n3), Iskander 3.1 (n3), Beefy187 (n3), scottishranger (n4), DisgruntledGoat (n4), Andres (n4)

Lynched: woad&fangs (d2), Sigurd (d3), Jolt (d4), ricera10 (d5)

Removed from play: Xehh II, johnhughthom, YLC

Souls aboard (35):
a completely inoffensive name
A Very Super Market
A1 Unit
Askthepizzaguy
Beskar
Captain Blackadder
Centurion1
Chaotix
CountArach
Crazed Rabbit
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Death is Yonder
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Joooray
Khazaar
KukriKhan
Lord Winter
Louis VI the Fat
miotas
pevergreen
Psychonaut
Reenk Roink
Sasaki Kojiro
Seamus Fermanagh
shlin28
slashandburn
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
SSNeoperestroika
Subotan
taka
TinCow
White_eyes:D
Yaropolk
Yaseikhaan

[Louis VI the Fat]

wow and we possibly have the most corrupt pirates, ever......

Arr! Corrupt is what the beefeaters call a pirate's day of hard, honest work.


But you are right of course. We're as corrupt and rotten as Dirty Lou's teeth. Yarr! Hence:

With apologies to my fellow officers: for ten gold, I'll offer my one third of the officer's map to a secret Pirate Treasure. (That is, you receive the accompanying instructions on how we get a shot at fifty gold with this map)
Me, I'm not taking my chances, I'll settle for ten now.

Put the money on my Cayman Islands off-shore account. (That'll be GH). (Hmmm..the GH-ayman Islands then?)

[a completely inoffensive name]

I see what you did there Louis.

[slashandburn]

Arr! Corrupt is what the beefeaters call a pirate's day of hard, honest work.


But you are right of course. We're as corrupt and rotten as Dirty Lou's teeth. Yarr! Hence:

With apologies to my fellow officers: for ten gold, I'll offer my one third of the officer's map to a secret Pirate Treasure. (That is, you receive the instructions on how to make (1/3 of) fifty gold with this map)
Me, I'm not taking my chances, I'll settle for ten now.

Put the money on my Cayman Islands off-shore account. (That'll be GH). (Hmmm..the GH-ayman Islands then?)

Only British or Maven would fall for such a scheme.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Only British or Maven would fall for such a scheme.

Pecunia non olet.


I've received some PM's requesting more information. I'll get back to you soon. Feel free to ask too. I'll take all the names and use random.org to decide the winner.