Arr! Corrupt is what the beefeaters call a pirate's day of hard, honest work.
But you are right of course. We're as corrupt and rotten as Dirty Lou's teeth. Yarr! Hence:
With apologies to my fellow officers: for ten gold, I'll offer my one third of the officer's map to a secret Pirate Treasure. (That is, you receive the accompanying instructions on how we get a shot at fifty gold with this map)
Me, I'm not taking my chances, I'll settle for ten now.
Put the money on my Cayman Islands off-shore account. (That'll be GH). (Hmmm..the GH-ayman Islands then?)
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