Professor Von Yaropolk gathers all the competitors in the morning and you notice that you are one short, and there is a stiff body in a very awkward position lying on a gourney covered up with a white sheet. Professor Von Yaropolk pulls off the sheet and reveals.....Beskar! His face is frozen in a grimace.
Follow me to the video cameras, says the professor. The film is grainy and there is no sound, but the professor has helpfully inserted silent-movie style captions!
A figure sneaks up to Beskar’s room and knocks on the door. "KNOCK KNOCK" says the caption. Then the figure quickly hides around the corner. Beskar comes out to investigate. "WHO IS THERE?" says the caption. He looks one way; when he turns around to look the other way, a pistol stretches out from behind the corner and shoots. "SPROING!" The dart hits Beskar in the leg. He takes off running in the opposite direction screaming . "HEEEEEEELP!" As he rounds the corner a second figure steps out of the shadows in front of him and plants a second dart square between his eyes. "HASTA LA VISTA" says the caption as the man steps back into the shadows. Beskar's body falls with a "THUD" .
"Well that was entertaining", says Von Yaropolk. Beskar is hereby disqualified from the competition on account of rigor mortis! So, lets get on with the voting. Today we have a new contraption. You've all seen the potato that powers a lightbulb. Today we're going to power a GIANT lightbult using a GIANT potato. Lacking a giant potato we're going to use one of you as a battery. You just stand on this platform here, hold the Zinc anode in one hand, the Copper cathode in the other, and we'll see what happens. Now VOTE I say!
Alive:
Sassaki
CDF
Atheotes
Khazaar
Tratorix
Slashandburn
Centurion1
AVSM
Double A
Captain Blackadder
Lynched:
Pevergreen (cheater)
Murdered:
Beskar (n2)
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