Steampunk Mafia [Concluded]

**Yaropolk** · 10-07-2009, 21:53

Round's over. Expect the writeups to be in about 2 hours - i have to step out.

**Yaropolk** · 10-08-2009, 01:32

Professor Von Yaropolk gathers all the inventors once again in the morning. Again you find yourself one short. Double A is not with you. Von Yaropolk rolls out the film projector and you observe the night's results with silent movie captions as always.

A man runs up to Double A’s door and kicks it wide open “WHERE ARE YOU” the captions say. Double A jumps behind his bed as the man fires a poison dart from his pistol. The camera rotates 360 degrees around the dart as its flying through the air. "WHOOSH" How did Von Yaropolk do that?! The dart barely misses Double A's head but bounces off the work table behind him and ricochets right in his bum. "SPROINNNNNG" Double A collapses to the floor.

Now, ahem, coughs Yaropolk, time to get down to business. You may have heard of a recent invetion of a "Petrol" (Yaropolk makes air quotes with his fingers) powered auto carriage. Prepostorous I say! Even if this crazy contraption of theirs works, where will they find smooth roads to drive?! I'm working on a steam powered walker. Yaropolk points to a set of two aluminum stilts connected to a steam engine backpack. Just put these on and you can walk anywhere! Tonight's lucky winner will get to test it out. I call it The Von Yarowalker! I think it will be all the rage with the kids in a decade's time!

OOC: Someone pointed out to me that one of the descriptions on the first post did not match the part description I sent out. The "Steam Powered Defibrilator" has been renamed the "Wheel Powered Defibrilator"

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 10-08-2009, 02:02

Stupid 50% failure chance.

My second roleblock failed. Very irksome.

I guess Rube Goldberg machines are harder then I thought.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 10-08-2009, 02:09

I protected captain blackadder, didn't realize what the machine was. Vote:captain blackadder

That's my gut feeling...we are a bit short of evidence at the moment.

**Centurion1** · 10-08-2009, 02:23

You guys vote cdf, he has conveniently failed night actions every turn, then posts that he failed, abstains and waits until the end of the next night phase