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    Default An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    (Fomerly Untitled) (Apologies to anyone offended by the depiction of mental illness, this is undeniably a silly work of fiction)

    "Why can't we move?"

    "Because they want to keep us powerless"

    "Rise up, brethren, and death to the humans!"


    The flowers were starting a rebellion. "What". William was totally exasperated. He sure was being bothered by this whimsical mental illness. Not only did he see talking flowers announce their intent to commit shady acts of genocide, he was constantly being bombarded with thoughts representing the full troupe of his conscious. The only way to combat this would be to close his eyes, as this would cause them all to say "Its dark" in varying tones. At least there was unison that way.

    Unfortunately, this also resulted in William being unable to see. He counted five new bruises today as he had bumped into light posts, fire hydrants, and small children. Stumbling around in a park wasn't his idea of fun, but he has gladly going on his way to see local Psychiatrist/Psychologist Dr. Bill, and his wondrous machine of mind exploration. Seriously, he makes you say the whole thing. Bugger, who am I talking to?

    Returning briefly to the third-person, I must notify you that while Dr. Bill is an oddball eccentric with a strange last name, he is quite the competent scientist. Today, William braves a thousand toddler's foreheads to travel to him because he has invented a mind exploration device to further help his patients. Tapping into his brainwaves (They exist, you know) Dr. Bill jumps in, shoots first, and asks questions later. Recipients of this treatment tend to leave with a sense of euphoria that just NEVER GOES AWAY, but William is a desperate man.

    He opens his eyes for a split second.

    "Alright, office is right the-HOTTIE!!"

    His hands sprung to his mouth. The jogger continued by with their headphones on.

    "How can you ignore me, you ungrateful bi----*sob"

    Taken off guard, with tears streaming from his eyes, William desperately clasped his eyelids down and hoped for the best he should rape her

    "WHAT?"

    Fear had set in after that, and he quickly ran up the flight of stairs and into the office. A few more emotions manifested while he was on the stairs, but you'll see more of them later.

    He rushed into the office. No one in the foyer. He heard Dr. Bill's familiar squeak toy in his room, so he bolted in there and shut the door.

    "Yer late". Said the kind doctor, handing William some menacing instruments made of recycled nerf footballs.

    "Put 'em on". Was the limit to the instructions given. William sat down, and after some painful guesswork, got them into the correct locations.

    "You'll feel incredible pain". Said the doctor. Actually, that might have been Pessimism talking, but William did feel quite a bit. 50,000 volts worth of it. Unconscious, he slumped to the floor, while Dr. Bill quietly hooked himself up to a large contraption, now directly connected with William's erratic mind.



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    Days since the Apocalypse began
    "We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
    "Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."

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    I love how the style of my name has practically become an org meme.


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    in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheotes View Post
    in.
    Vote: Atheotes
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    "Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
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    atleast wait till the game starts

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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I love how the style of my name has practically become an org meme.
    I want to change my name to A completely Tratorix name to confuse people. Also, I am not in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheotes View Post
    atleast wait till the game starts
    I did it in friendly jest.
    Days since the Apocalypse began
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    "Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Aww, what's one more game?

    In!

    (is there an org meme dictionary? )

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Just to clarify, this game will be a generic mafia game (Town should lynch mafia) but with more ability roles.
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    WELCOME TO AVSM
    Cool store, bro! I want some ham.
    No ham, pepsi.
    They make deli slices of frozen pepsi now? Awesome!
    You also need to purchase a small freezer for storage of your pepsi.
    It runs on batteries. You'll need a few.
    Uhh, I guess I won't have pepsi then. Do you have change for a twenty?
    You can sift through the penny jar
    ALL WILL BE CONTINUED

    - Proud Horseman of the Presence

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Put me in as a replacement, though I don't have much time till 2 weeks later.

    You cannot add days to life but you can add life to days.

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    IN

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    In for the win


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    I am in.
    Parla più piano e nessuno sentirà, il nostro amore lo viviamo io e te,
    nessuno sa la verità, neppure il cielo che ci guarda da lassù.
    Insieme a te io resterò,
    amore mio, sempre così.
    Parla più piano e vieni più vicino a me, Voglio sentire gli occhi miei dentro di te,
    nessuno sa la verità, è un grande amore e mai più grande esisterà.
    Insieme a te io resterò,
    amore mio, sempre così.
    Parla più piano e vieni più vicino a me,Voglio sentire gli occhi miei dentro di te,
    nessuno sa la verità,è un grande amore e mai più grande esisterà.

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    In please


    It's splitpersonality darn it! ;-;
    Last edited by Splitpersonality; 10-04-2009 at 18:14.
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    In-sane.

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    I am NOT in (only play one game a time, sorry), but I do want to say that this is an absolutely brilliant idea for a mafia game.


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    IN, and expecting greatness

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    Would jump in, but I already have a lot on my plate.
    Put me as a reserve in case you really need players.
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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    In. vote: AVSM
    Strikeout!

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    In.

    Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    If I'm busy from 29th for 2 weeks+ alpha, would that be a problem?

    If not, I'm in


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    I'm gonna be gone till Sunday so don't start without me!

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Quick, let's start!
    Strikeout!

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    In if there is still spots available.

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Alright, its evident that the game will not be starting. Lock and move me to the end of the hosting line-up please.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    WELCOME TO AVSM
    Cool store, bro! I want some ham.
    No ham, pepsi.
    They make deli slices of frozen pepsi now? Awesome!
    You also need to purchase a small freezer for storage of your pepsi.
    It runs on batteries. You'll need a few.
    Uhh, I guess I won't have pepsi then. Do you have change for a twenty?
    You can sift through the penny jar
    ALL WILL BE CONTINUED

    - Proud Horseman of the Presence

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    Default Re: An Incredibly Disoriented Mind

    Awww :(
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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