Recipes TO FEED ME
As many of you know I love to eat. However I am not the greatest cook in the world. "But SFTS" you may say "How did you acquire such a manly and bronze phisyque?" All it took back home was a demanding yell and my mother would whip up something with love. Now I'm on my own and forced to cook for myself (campus plans are $$$) and have been surviving on Easy Mac, and Ramen,. These foods make me want to put a bullet in my head.
So let me hear your recipies.
I like Italian food the most...so yea.
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Get on the campus plan.
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that which is his due." - Justinian I
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Recipes? Er...Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I survived with sandwiches, lots of 'em. There's a lot you can do with that simple style.
Spaghetti, and simply pan grilled foods helped me as well.
CR
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Bacon. Doused with soy sauce as its cooking, so it soaks up the flavor.
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This is your lcuky day. Be warned, though, this requires patience, as it usually takes about 2 hours to cook, but most of that is standing around and occasionally stirring.
Ingredients:
(req)
1-2 turkey breast/thigh
1/2 can diced tomatoes, preferably with basil and oregano included
1/2 onion
1 piece of garlic (not the whole bulb, just one clove)
beer
olive oil
(optional)
1 spicy Italian sausage (can be turkey sausage for health reasone, but the real sausage is freakin' delicious)
1/2 green bell pepper
a few olives
Great Northern beans
grated parmesan
pre-packaged Italian herbs, if you prefer the herby flavor
tomato sauce, for a thicker, tomatoey flavor
Pour in a glop of olive oil (probably around 2 tablespoons per person) and throw in the necessary ingredients first: the garlic clove (chopped up as finely as you can), half onion (which can be chopped however you want, or just left in big chunks), the chicken (cut up or whole, however you want), the half-can of tomatoes (when serving more people, try adding in the whole can) and the beer as a thinner and base. Everything else is optional according to your taste; the first few ingredients are all that is absolutely necessary, and also makes for a very cheap meal if you leave out the extra stuff.
Cook on a very low simmer for about two hours or until it tastes "done;" in other words, all the flavors need to be properly mixed together, so each spoonful of sauce tastes the same as the last. Also, if you don't add beans, you might want to boil some rice on the side and mix it up with the sauce or use some bread to soak up the sauce; this adds more overall mass to the meal, because otherwise you just end up with a stew you have to eat with a spoon, and it will almost certainly not fill you up.
Also, one perk to this meal is that you can watch TV and drink beer, as long as you don't forget to check on it every 5-10 minutes. In fact, I've ended up finishing the meal completely drunk more than once. I'm amazed I haven't burned down my apartment yet.
Last edited by Reverend Joe; 09-21-2009 at 20:29.
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whatta thread to be reading on a fast day....
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make fudge
then trade it for real food.... or eat it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
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What kind of cooking facilities do you have?
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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If you are a good boy and like to eat your fruit, you might have some banana's lying around, if so, do this -
Banana Cake
4oz butter or margarine
6oz sugar (granulated, caster, or mix in some demerara, whatever you have to hand)
8oz self raising flour
2 eggs
2 large or 3 medium, very ripe bananas
Heat the oven to gas mark 4; 180C
Grease a 2lb loaf tin.
Mash the bananas with a sturdy fork.
Cream the butter and sugar together and mix in the eggs
Mix together the two yellow sludges you now have.
Mix in the flour.
Scrape into the loaf tin and bake for 40 minutes then lower teh temperature to gas mark 2; 150C and cook for a further 30 minutes.
Try to let it cool (turned out on a rack) before you devour it.
(Recipe: http://www.nibblous.co.uk/recipe/825)
You won't regret it.
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Full kitchen
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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I dunno...meatballs and ketchup?
Recipe:
1 Bottle of Ketchup
1 Cow
Cut off a generous slice from the side of the cow. Chop up meat. Roll into balls. Have your guinea girlfriend play with your balls a bit for authentic effect.
Bake them.
Apply plenty ketchup.
Enjoy!
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