Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

[Martok]

I wish I were kidding.


Seriously, why??! I think this is going to haunt my dreams nightmares even more than that conservative women's calender.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go soak my brain in acid....

[Aemilius Paulus]

Rule 34...

Far too many ultra-geeks (not nerds) who lust after such things. This is not the first time video game or cartoon characters appeared in Playboy IIRC. Although I did think such mainstream franchise as The Simpsons would not do this. That said, the quality of Simpsons declined from its first few seasons, and I have stopped watching them long, long time ago.

Simpsons fans are bizzarre, to put it lightly. They are far too hardcore and obsessed for their own good. (not a very child-friendly episode, BTW)


EDIT:

This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.

Huh?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Aemilius Paulus, you don't get it?

Carpet - pubic hair. But personaly I hope she is shaved

Heh, I should have known it was a sexually-related reference. Yeah, I Googled it and found out what it was, since no one was responding. I did not think I would find what the whole phrase means, but apparently it is popular. In any case, I turned 16 at the end of August, and I am an asexual virgin, why would I know this ?

Unless I watched Family Guy or late-night telly, and I do not watch television at all... I assume that is where most of the slang comes from, is that not true? Gah, Family Guy is the most popular thing among kids of my age - what times we live in - I am not prone to such social conservatism, but nevertheless I do not find it reassuring that anyone can find Family Guy in stimulating in any manner conceivable.

[Kadagar_AV]

Heh, I should have known it was a sexually-related reference. Yeah, I Googled it and found out what it was, since no one was responding. I did not think I would find what the whole phrase means, but apparently it is popular. In any case, I turned 16 at the end of August, and I am an asexual virgin, why would I know this ?

Unless I watched Family Guy or late-night telly, and I do not watch television at all... I assume that is where most of the slang comes from, is that not true? Gah, Family Guy is the most popular thing among kids of my age - what times we live in - I am not prone to such social conservatism, but nevertheless I do not find it reassuring that anyone can find Family Guy in stimulating in any manner conceivable.

You dont have to watch TV to know it. Never spent time in mens locker rooms?

That's where most kids your age gets their sexual disinformation

[Aemilius Paulus]

You dont have to watch TV to know it. Never spent time in mens locker rooms?

When I had Physical Ed and Team Sports (two required classes), we were told to dress out as swiftly as possible. And half the blokes were too busy hiding their own boobs of sizes Pamela Anderson would be jealous of . I tell you - you will never find more voluminous breasts anywhere other than in the American lockerooms. Not even Playboy has such treasures .

Well, it was not exactly half the kids necessarily, but I am not exxagerating when saying that I saw some pretty epic (un)mammary glands there .

I would say we are derailing this thread, but I doubt this topic had much potential in the beginning... But get this: if you type in "marge..", Google's first completion is "...simpson playboy" and then "...simpson playboy pics". The geeks are already impatient in anticipation

[rory_20_uk]

Until pregnancy, women's breasts are pretty much all fat. Only then does the ductal tissue form. Hence why the breasts become swollen and painful.