Somone Just Used The Term Snogging In Front Of Me

[Strike For The South]

I do hope this is exageration. It isn't really that funny. What am I supposed to do, say, "well that shows how frightfully uncivilised you are, you brute!", whilst you all assume I use my most plumby Surrey accent?

Not great fun.

Did I get to the part where I ate his exposed brain tissue?

That's basically what I reply to Strike all the time, yeah.


Call me and Strike simple, but we've already had four years of good fun with it.

We're like the odd couple but better looking and more threesomes