Last edited by Furunculus; 10-09-2009 at 13:11.
Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar
They should create a new Nobel Prize category: "For Being Barack Obama." Then they can subsequently award it to him every year for the rest of his life.
"And if the people raise a great howl against my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that war is war and not popularity seeking. If they want peace, they and their relatives must stop the war." - William Tecumseh Sherman
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I was convinced this was another Onion article, until I clicked the link. I realize they've given the NPP to some offbeat characters such as Yasser Arfafat and Henry Kissinger, but this one really takes the odd cake.
Heh, I am so relieved to see Backroomers take such a thoughtful stance... Most other people I spoke to are indignant and hostile to my attempts to explain how Obama does not, or does not yet deserve the prize... So I gave up...
My only questioni s, why is it that the news seemed so relatively quiet about it? Most people I spoke were nto even aware of Obama's trophy.
One more tick-mark on the "To-Do" list of Things to Accomplish Before being Selected Simultaneous Secretary General of The United Nations and NATO, after this part-time gig as POTUS.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
I think it was rather shrewd by the Nobel committee. Jump on Obama's recent acquiesences to Russia (blocking deployment of the missile shield) and Iran (will not prevent them from developing nuclear weaponry) and reward these in such a high profile, verifiable manner as to prevent the President from ever acting out of accord with their wishes in the future when he becomes more mature in his term (and when presidents stop playing world diplomat and start playing to the home crowd again to get reelected).
What's that? You want to prevent Venezuela from invading Costa Rica? But we gave you the Peace Prize.... you have to just verbally condemn it, you can't actually DO anything about it....
Last edited by Don Corleone; 10-09-2009 at 14:38.
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Handicapped by success then?
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Guys he derseves cause hes black! He's the desdcent of sharecroppers! His family wallowed under opression in the Jim Crow south!
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
How true, most of his appeal rest on the colour of his skin... Would Obama be chosen as a candidate if not because of his colour? Heck no. He would not have rose so high in the first place, before he got nominated either, if he was white. But that is politics - so nothing to grumble about here. It is not as if the business of politics even pretends to be fair and balanced (God, how FOX butchered that slogan... just like "maverick" and Sarah Palin)
Maybe it would be better seen as an encouragement, rather than a reward. He now has to justify being awarded it.
In related news, check out Neo-Con websites for some seriously funny.
E.g.http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:y_ne...9jCn18fv5zfNdF
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Last edited by Subotan; 10-09-2009 at 15:08.
pity its not April fools.
he does not deserve that award. at least not yet.
um, NO.The nobel prize would lose its points if its only given to those who have already done their job. The entire point of the peace prize is to get people to do something.
so by that reasoning we should give the prize to everyone, because then they would be inspired to do some good towards mankind.
what if some dumb words by him causes a war, or makes something go badly wrong. guess those folks over at the Nobel peace prize association would look pretty dumb.
but once again, you cant expect them to not bow at the alter to obama, right?
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
May I start off by saying that it is the crazy norwegians who handles the peace prize. It's not part of the "proper" swedish Nobel prize. Back in Nobel's day, Sweden used to own Norway (we still do, but in a way other meaning of the word).
Now, about Obama and the peace prize... Ridiculous...
Don't get me wrong, I think Obama is on a whole different scale of good compared to Bush. But still???
What has he actually done?
If he actually accomplished something, it would be WAY better to give him the prize then... For soooo many reasons, most of them stated already.
Obamamania!!! He doesn't even need the money...
Last edited by The Stranger; 10-10-2009 at 11:16.
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