Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

[Aemilius Paulus]

Aemilius Paulus, you don't get it?

Carpet - pubic hair. But personaly I hope she is shaved

Heh, I should have known it was a sexually-related reference. Yeah, I Googled it and found out what it was, since no one was responding. I did not think I would find what the whole phrase means, but apparently it is popular. In any case, I turned 16 at the end of August, and I am an asexual virgin, why would I know this ?

Unless I watched Family Guy or late-night telly, and I do not watch television at all... I assume that is where most of the slang comes from, is that not true? Gah, Family Guy is the most popular thing among kids of my age - what times we live in - I am not prone to such social conservatism, but nevertheless I do not find it reassuring that anyone can find Family Guy in stimulating in any manner conceivable.