Vote: Split. Unless you are Sir Osric, in which case we shall fornicate.
Strikeout!
Oh come on... I already died once for chrissakes!
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Vote: Beefy
He gamed use before so we can't be humiliated again.
The group sat down for the night and thought back to the time when Sir Osric and Brother Silence joined them.
The Heirophant's room in the Church.
It was a sombre affair, Luster was considering stealing the holy artifact the Heirophant held, but was informed that since the entire church was filled with paladins, that it would be suicide.
Flynn heard a wonderful noise and inquired as to what it was.
A sultry voice came from the side.
"It is the ode to Therin, it calls to our goddess."
I seduce the priestess!
pever: What? Shes taken a vow of celibacy!
Flynn: Dude...twenty ranks in seduction.
Flynn: Hey baby...wanna 'tune' my 'mandolin'?
*dice rolling*
Sexy Priestess: heheheh
The two of them run off
Daphne: Please understand that the horny bard does not represent us.
Bringing them back into the present is the bad stink of the dead body. Of the sexy priestess.
Flynn: She was so beautiful...
Players: 4/7
split
Iksander
Tratorix
Reenk
Dead: 3/7
atheotes
CDF
Beefy
Good job guys, pointless kill sa was poooooointless.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Vote: Iksander
I investigated him, he is Mafia.
Excuse me? I'm a good guy. So either I'm a "mason" and I don't know it, or Reenk's trying to take attention away from himself.
Vote: Reenk Roink. Justifiable OMGUS vote.
Strikeout!
True, I lied.
Unvote, Vote: Reenk
Micheal D'Anjou
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Vote: Iskander
Since Reenk lied about being a detective, he could also be lying now, and is therefore telling the truth.
The heroes have made it to Mort Kemnon's throne room. With him being dead, its rather empty.
Until the former characters of the players come out of nowhere and start attacking everyone!
Flynn: Watch out for Renard, he'll backstab you!
*Flynn gets backstabbed*
Flynn: Just like that...
A large fight ensures with much attacking of the fighter, in heavy armour, but the hand blows of Brother Silence are useless against metal.
Daphne is shield bashed in the face and goes down.
Sir Osric runs to her side to try to revive her, but the staff is out of charges...
Players: 3/7
split
Tratorix
Reenk
Dead: 4/7
atheotes
CDF
Beefy
Iksander
ITS THE FINAL DAY PHASE.
:l
I know it's not me, tratoix has been quiet...
Vote....Tratorix
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Vote: Tratorix he supports liars
Welp, looks like I'm cooked. But since split has died before, I'll Vote: Reenk.
The heroes had made their way to the top of the castle.
Across from them was the tome of Mort Kemnon's power. If they could destroy it, the land would return to peace.
Wary of such an easy end to their quest, Sir Osric, Luster and Flynn the Fine stalk towards it.
A haze appears off to their side, and suddenly a legion of Zombie Ninja's pop out.
Osric: This must be the work of Mort Agrippa, the last remaining evil in the land.
Osric and Luster tie up the zombie ninjas, and Flynn somehow finds himself alone at the tome!
pever: Flynn is alone at the tome!
Flynn: I stab it! No wait! I backstab it!
pever: You can't backstab an inaminate object.
Flynn: Why not? Its prone isnt it?
pever: It doesnt have a discernable anatomy.
Flynn: Its got a spine doesnt it? *Flynn roll's a die for his backstab*
*The die lands on a one.*
Flynn: Ha h-. *Flynn stabs himself*
pever: Wow split...that was unprecedented.
split: Bards...suck.
Luster: On the bright side, it did give me time to finish casting my spell.
pever: And what spell is that?
Luster: *knowing smile*
*Luster casts Flaming Hand of Fiery Doom on the tome, it explodes*
Mort Agrippa appears out of nowhere, about to summon more Zombies, when, much to the surprise of Luster and Osric, Brother Silence joins them via the stairs.
Brother Silence: Its time to end this.
pever: Wait, what? A shotgu-
atheotes: Its from the trunk.
Unfortunately for the heroes, the shotgun does nothing.
atheotes shrugs and throws the shotgun down, and unsheathes a lightsaber
pever: A lightsaber?
atheotes: No. I see no lightsaber, that would be a copyright infringement. What I see is psionic spearblade.
Luster runs in to distract Mort Agrippa, while Brother Silence goes round the back and does a stunning blow.
Mort Agrippa is frozen in place.
atheotes waves his hands in front of Agrippa's face, but there is no reaction. He takes his hand and puts it on Agrippa's jaw.
Brother Silence as Mort Agrippa: My names Mort Agrippa. I control Zombie Ninjas. Are they Zinjas? Or just Nombies? I dunno!
Luster casts another spell and Agrippa explodes and falls to the ground.
Atheotes: He's still alive?
Atheotes throws a bunch of TNT and detonates it.
Mort Agrippa: You think I am dead?
Luster: Pretty much. You did just explode.
atheotes: *smiling* Twice actually.
Mort Agrippa: You have only made him more powerful.
Mort Agrippa vanishes, leaving Brother Silence, Flynn's body, Luster and Sir Osric alone on the top of the castle.
Sir Osric: Show yourself villain! I shall spread the buttery taste of justice over the sour dough of your evil ways.
Lacking an enemy, Sir Osric casts raise dead on Flynn.
As they decided beforehand that they would still lynch someone, Flynn and Luster advanced on Sir Osric.
Tratorix: You would betray me? Me who gave you so much power?
split: Countersong!
Tratorix beings to warp, his body changes and returns to his true form, that of Mort Agrippa.
Luster: Didn't we kill you?
atheotes: I agree Reenk, it makes no sense.
Tratorix: Because this is just a cover as well!
Tratorix again warps, this time into his real persona, that of the Heirophant.
Tratorix: You have foiled my plans this time, come! Away we go Floppenwrist!
And with that simple, slightly homosexual line, the land was once again returned to peace.
Or was it?
Town Victory.
Roles:
1. Luster - Reenk
2. Daphne - Iksander
3. Farmer/Mort Kemnon - CDF
4. Sir Osric/Mort Agrippa/Heirophant - Tratorix
5. Flynn - split
6. Sexy priestess - Beefy
7. Brother Silence - Atheotes
Role PM's (slightly changed when sent out)
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Hahaha my original plan to lie about Iksander then to unlie then to get Tratorix to go on the lie thus flushing him out and winning the game worked!
good job town... thanks for hosting pever.
yes thanks Pever. good game, although I was owned early on.
Micheal D'Anjou
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Good game, I'm so glad I guessed right on Tratorix lmao.
Sorry for the squabble beefy :P
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Drat, my cunning scheme of lurking shamelessly to victory didn't work.
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