Serial Killer Game [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

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Whenever someone writes PERFECT SCORE in super-sized blue font, I can't help but imagine a manic Japanese game show host shouting it in mangled engrish.

And that's exactly how I want you to picture it, too.

Now then, onto Game Two.

Day One:

Orda Khan was sent back from whence he came. Only, you know, a little deader.

The Serial Killer left a clue.

I'm holding out for a hero. I have over 500 posts but less than 5000





Begin!

[Tratorix]

Accuse: Yaseikhaan. Get the obvious one out of the way.

[Beskar]

He has over 5000 posts.

[Tratorix]

He has over 5000 posts.

Arrest: Beskar

[A Very Super Market]

Arrest: Heraclius

[Beskar]

The clue wasn't a capital H.

[Tratorix]

Beskar gets it right once and suddenly he's an expert.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Two:

Retaliation:

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Tratorix was pushed down an elevator shaft and crushed by the descending lift before he could escape.
A Very Super Market was attacked in the marketplace by fresh fruit but he managed to lurk his way out.
Beefy187 was about to be turned into beefsteak, but he unleashed the dreaded methane cloud and the killer ran away.
Cultured Drizzt Fan was sipping poisoned wine that had been placed in front of him, but it turns out he's immune to it.
Beskar was strutting around proudly with his new Detective badge, but it was actually a bomb. It exploded.
Double A was off trying to arrest Ibn-Khaldun, but he accidentally ran into a street lamp and was seeing double. Somehow he managed to survive.
Ibn-Khaldun tried to blitz his way to victory but it seems he was too slow. Nevertheless, the one trying to kill him was even slower. He survived.

Day Two Summary:

Tratorix died.
Beskar died.
The other detectives survived.

Murders:

Gobbledygook was mortally wounded, but when he tried to call out for help, no one understood him.
Malik of Sindh was trampled by elephants before he could call a jihad.
Wladyslaw IV had his heart and viscera torn out and interred in the Chapel of St. Casimir of Vilnius Cathedral.

The Serial Killer left a clue.

I'd love to play tag, but I can only do it on this table.

[Beefy187]

Perhaps the Serial killer comes from a Non english speaking country.
Or likes playing Eastern faction in TW games.

[ULC]

Accuse: phonicsmonkey

[Csargo]

Arrest:Northnovas

Come on big money!!!

[A Very Super Market]

Arrest: Abokasee

[Beefy187]

Accuse: Beefy

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's been suggested that I give the updates sooner, perhaps after everyone has voted, to speed the game up.

I may implement this policy starting now. If you have no accusation or arrest, post abstain. After all the active players have accused, arrested, or abstained, or 24 hours have passed, I will move it along. Which means:

Beskar (dead)
pevergreen
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
YLC
Beefy187
Tratorix (dead)
DisgruntledGoat
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Ibn-Khaldun
slashandburn
Ichigo
Centurion1
Iskander 3.1
Double A

These are the players remaining before I'll move it along.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Accuse: Cultured Drizzt fan

it could happen.

[Iskander 3.1]

Arrest: atheotes

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Three:

Retaliation:

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YLC was attacked by his lord and conqueror, but he was not vanquished.
Ichigo was off making a bad arrest, when he was attacked by someone who lurks more than him. They engaged in a duel of lurkers, and somehow Ichigo managed to escape!
A Very Super Market was hit on the head, torn into pieces, and sold at the deli counter.
Beefy187 managed to survive a stampede, intimidating them all away using his ferocious moo.
Cultured Drizzt Fan sipped more wine, and this time he gagged and nearly died. "I said the Seventy-Eight!" He shouted at the poor waiter.
atheotes finally realized there was indeed a God, and went off to meet him. *ACK*
Ibn-Khaldun was attacked by the same person twice. His luck had nearly run out. Nearly....
Iskander 3.1 was nearly blown up by a Russian missile, but remembered to wear clean underwear and therefore miraculously survived.

Day Three Summary:

A Very Super Market died.
atheotes died.
Centurion1 was not attacked.
The other detectives survived.

Murders:

Yaseikhaan was about to change his name one more time, but he was taken down by his evil twin.
Baba Ga'on was buried up to his head in sand and the fire ants ate him alive.
R'as al Ghul was plotting the destruction of Gotham city, but he died in a train crash.
Kongamato.... the principle that occurred to him was death, indeed.
Lehesu was pushed into a soy processing machine. It was not a very healthy alternative.
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe was cannibalized by a bunch of tiny smurfs.
Al Khalifah was slain, his head placed atop a wooden stick, and became the lord of the flies.
Cebei died when a desk fell on him.
master of the puppets was very agitated by his own death. He never made it to the spin cycle.

The Serial Killer left a clue.

One of these victims is not like the other. You should be able to tell which one.

[A Very Super Market]

Got a serious case of regicide going on here.....

[Centurion1]

never mind

[Splitpersonality]

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Oh noooo!

I wish I could've been in this ;_;

Sorry for intruding on this game...

Carry on with play.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Split, you can play at any time. Anyone can join. This isn't a mafia game.

Sign up and start playing now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Four:

Retaliation:

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spL1tp3r50naL1ty was almost split in half, but he used his magical personality to charm his way out of it.

Day Four Summary:

spL1tp3r50naL1ty survived.
All the other detectives survived.

Murders:

Abokasee was destroyed by the Bartixian hordes. Also a thing that replaces the ram but fires fire.
Krasturak wasn't sleeping in a coffin tonight, but he will be tomorrow.
Productivity won't be very productive anymore.
russia almighty was making brownies when his oven exploded.
Raz has an interesting life, o_O but also an interesting death.
shingenmitch2 was killed by THE DEADLY SHINGEN.
dopp confiscated a sword right into his stomach. It hurt a little bit.
Wolfman was torn apart by a wolf, man.
Crash crashed.
the man with no name also had no pulse.

The Serial Killer left a clue.

My name is almost double. I'm running out of victims... one of these folks is not like the other.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Accuse: double A
Arrest: Double A

why not.

[Beefy187]

Almost double. Quarter?

[Iskander 3.1]

Bartix FTW!!!

[Splitpersonality]

O, R, H, T

My name is almost double. I'm running out of victims... one of these folks is not like the other.

One of these victims is not like the other. You should be able to tell which one.

I'd love to play tag, but I can only do it on this table.

I'm holding out for a hero. I have over 500 posts but less than 5000




These are our clues so far.... From most recent to first...

[Splitpersonality]

Arrest: Warmaster Horus

On an attempt.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know, arresting someone is good enough.

Accusing and arresting them has only one effect: It causes you to die quicker if you're wrong.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Five:

Retaliation:

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Cultured Drizzt Fan drank some more wine. This time, he choked and died. But not from the wine.... from a paper cut that got infected.
splitpersonality was attacked by the serial killer. But Split was even more psychotic than him, and therefore he escaped.
Ichigo was ambushed, but he used his katana to defend himself successfully. His attacker scurried away.

Day Five Summary:

Cultured Drizzt Fan was killed.
All the other detectives survived.

Murders:

Kukrikhan was killed by the kookiest of khans.

The Serial Killer left a clue.

I'm a fiend like no other. Do your research!

[Beskar]

Capitalization makes a big difference.