Things I need to do before I Die
-Get my history degree
-Get my law degree
-Attend every singe Texas Tech football game inclduing bowl game
-Attend one basesball game at every park
-Get married (to someone hot!)
-Spend an extended amount of time in Europe (1 year? I could teach American history)
-Start a brewery
-Have brewery win in Germany
-Leave it all to charity at the end (Every single peson on my fathers side has done this it's tradition)
How about you?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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One day at the time, no plans whatsoever.
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Strikethroughs are already done.
- college degree
- master's degree
- happily married
- self-supporting
- nice house
- beach house on the outer banks
- dog
- gun(s)
- motorcycle
- airplane
- hike kilauea volcano
- bjj black belt
- do at least one amateur mma fight
- see all 7 continents (4 down, 3 to go)
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Some of the things here might be considered wild, so I'll do my best to keep it polite and teen-rated. In no particular order, with some things more realistic and "doable" than others:
- Write a book
- Become politician
- Become journalist
- Get involved into a bar fight
- Learn how to play guitar correctly and play a gig or two with some friends
- Visit as many countries as possible (that will probably depend a lot on my future job)
- try absinth and possibly others illegal substances
- get involved into a sexual intercourse with more than one girl
- join the army
- finally find a decent political orientation
- Learn how to cook awesome stuffs
Last edited by Meneldil; 10-13-2009 at 22:23.
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Fixed.Originally Posted by Whacker
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There's 7 continents?
- Four Horsemen of the Presence
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Europe, Asia, NMerica, SMerica, Africa, Australia, Antarctica
7 yes?
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Ah, I see. I was always taught that nth america and sth america is one continent.
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Good God, are you serious? Nothing wrong with wanting a pretty wife, but first pick out someone who you can get along with, considering that the US divorce rate is about to reach 70% for first-time marriages.
You see, Strike, in Europe we have mistresses if we want to have lots of fun, crazy sex. If we want a happy life we get the homeliest lass possible, so that she will not become someone else's mistress.
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I will remain faithful to whomever I marry. I hold nothing but contempnt for harlets, cheats, and liars.Good God, are you serious? Nothing wrong with wanting a pretty wife, but first pick out someone who you can get along with, considering that the US divorce rate is about to reach 70% for first-time marriages.
You see, Strike, in Europe we have mistresses if we want to have lots of fun, crazy sex. If we want a happy life we get the homeliest lass possible, so that she will not become someone else's mistress
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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The depression resulting from the marriage with someone ugly would give me the last push to suicide.
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Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to
Last edited by Aemilius Paulus; 10-14-2009 at 04:41.
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The hot comment was more for the lulz. Noble vaules FROM JESUS (Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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You need an Asian Woman
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Fixed.
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Meh, why not visit Belgium and Netherlands, where seemingly half the Orghas are?
Well, this is getting quite silly now...
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Its true, but everyone knows the most interesting people are those three.
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true, anyone who can eat Vegemite without spitting half of it out is worth worshiping
Mine is
- Write a book (lots of books)
- See my kids doing something pretty amazing in life (gotta have kids first)
Those two are the big two
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I'm planning on getting drunk tonight. Does that count?
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You need an Asian Woman
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Yet again fixed.You need an Australian Woman
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You need an Asian man.
To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
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That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.
Mine are:
Write a book
Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
Be like Jack Churchill
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
Last edited by Samurai Waki; 10-14-2009 at 07:32.
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Wakizashi: the first man who expired through his rectum. I can see the epitaph.
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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Agreed. Asian womans are over rated. Aussies are much better.Yet again fixed.
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Add another thing to the list.
- Meet beefy and pever.
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I don't want to do an incredible amount of stuff. Just a handful of things:
- Visit as many countries as possible with a real good friend.
- Settle down in a small town somewhere in Europe.
- Have a daughter and a son.
- Live my remaining life peacefully.
Don't care when or how I die or even if I've even accomplished anything on that list, just as long as I tried at least the first 3.
Live your life out on Earth; I'm going to join the Sun.
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I can help you with that one somewhat. I'm a Homebrewer.-Start a brewery
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meet Kirk hammet
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