Yet again fixed.Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
You need an Australian Woman
Re: Things I need to do before I Die
Yet again fixed.You need an Australian Woman
Re: Things I need to do before I Die
You need an Asian man.
To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
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Re: Things I need to do before I Die
That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.
Mine are:
Write a book
Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
Be like Jack Churchill
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Re: Things I need to do before I Die
A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
Last edited by Samurai Waki; 10-14-2009 at 07:32.
Re: Things I need to do before I Die
Wakizashi: the first man who expired through his rectum. I can see the epitaph.
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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Agreed. Asian womans are over rated. Aussies are much better.Yet again fixed.
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Add another thing to the list.
- Meet beefy and pever.
Re: Things I need to do before I Die
I don't want to do an incredible amount of stuff. Just a handful of things:
- Visit as many countries as possible with a real good friend.
- Settle down in a small town somewhere in Europe.
- Have a daughter and a son.
- Live my remaining life peacefully.
Don't care when or how I die or even if I've even accomplished anything on that list, just as long as I tried at least the first 3.
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I can help you with that one somewhat. I'm a Homebrewer.-Start a brewery
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Re: Things I need to do before I Die
-Applied mathmatics degree
-Learn a foriegn langauge (leading onto)
-Move, probably Europe, somewhere hot.... (Spain, France, Holland and Portugal all sound good)
-Marry a nice good looking girl
Apart from that I hope tosquandermake the best possible use of my time with recreational substances and female company...
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Re: Things I need to do before I Die
1. Get married
2. Enjoy married life
3. Raise a family
4. Become a grandparent
5. Become a millionaire
6. Die happy
A simple list
Re: Things I need to do before I Die
1. Stage a coup against the Canadian government.
2. Attack USA.
3. Win.
4. Die a horrible bloody death.
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There are only subtle deceptions.
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