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    the G-Diffuser Senior Member pevergreen's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    You need an Australian Woman
    Yet again fixed.

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    You need an Asian man.










    To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    You need an Asian man.

    To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
    That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.

    Mine are:

    Write a book
    Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
    Be like Jack Churchill
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    A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
    B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
    B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Yet again fixed.

    Agreed. Asian womans are over rated. Aussies are much better.


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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    Add another thing to the list.

    - Meet beefy and pever.
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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    I don't want to do an incredible amount of stuff. Just a handful of things:
    - Visit as many countries as possible with a real good friend.
    - Settle down in a small town somewhere in Europe.
    - Have a daughter and a son.
    - Live my remaining life peacefully.
    Don't care when or how I die or even if I've even accomplished anything on that list, just as long as I tried at least the first 3.
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    -Start a brewery
    I can help you with that one somewhat. I'm a Homebrewer.
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    meet Kirk hammet
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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    -Applied mathmatics degree
    -Learn a foriegn langauge (leading onto)
    -Move, probably Europe, somewhere hot.... (Spain, France, Holland and Portugal all sound good)
    -Marry a nice good looking girl

    Apart from that I hope to squander make the best possible use of my time with recreational substances and female company...
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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    1. Get married
    2. Enjoy married life
    3. Raise a family
    4. Become a grandparent
    5. Become a millionaire
    6. Die happy


    A simple list

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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    1. Stage a coup against the Canadian government.
    2. Attack USA.
    3. Win.
    4. Die a horrible bloody death.
    What time does not pervert, it destroys outright.
    From this we may conclude that there are no eternal truths, no limitless passions.
    There are only subtle deceptions.

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