I just felt everyone should be reminded.
The Europeans have been getting a wee bit to uppity lately.
Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together
I just felt everyone should be reminded.
The Europeans have been getting a wee bit to uppity lately.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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hook 'em horns!
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Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together
yes..........
We are all aware of the high number of beer-bellies over there, SFTS...
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together
And Canada is bigger than Texas and Europe put together.
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Canada is an Icebox whose national cuisine is beef gravy with rotten cheese.Originally Posted by Tratorix
And Canada is bigger than Texas and Europe put together.
See what I mean? Uppity.yes..........
We are all aware of the high number of beer-bellies over there, SFTS...
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There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Wait....France is the capital of Texas, the biggest country in southern Africa? If not; I promise I'll get it right one day.
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France is more populated than Texas and the low countries put together.
Hence, we win.
I'd gladly link to some funny pic that states something among the lines of "pwned", but I'm too lazy to host it by myself.
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Point taken, but our beer is way stronger than yours, so it doesn't matter.
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"Texas has a Paris but Paris doesn't have a Texas"
Not to mention the whole point is we're bloody cowboys.
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There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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I'm beaten, for now.
Oh, wait:
"France has a Texas Burger but Texas doesn't have a France Burger."
Take that you sissy headed cow eater !
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See, this is why you're not a SM.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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They do, it's just that in Texas they call it a Royale with cheese.....
Strike:
I still haven't completely forgiven you for Crabtree's catch.
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Touche Monsuier
That's ok, becuase we still haven't forgiven you for being UT!Strike:
I still haven't completely forgiven you for Crabtree's catch.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Getting solar panels that run at 20% efficiency, and covering an area the size of Texas with them would solve the whole world's energy needs
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I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie!
Hey Strike, if y'all go for secession, I'm with you.
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I like Texas..
The girls don't count oral as "real" sex and thus hands it out without constraint in their younger years, and if you have any sort of education you come of as an intellectual giant compared to the average guy.
I was 17 when I was there, had the time of my life
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I'll leave this one to Meneldil.
No, wait...
Strike...go to the Frontroom. Open the gallery thread. Look for the four most recent posts by Ser Clegane. Then weep in defeat.
Here you go:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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So from this thread we learn:
- Texas feels more inadequate than France and the Low Countries put together?
- Texas has furthermore a strong desire to emulate France whereas France needs no Texas?
- Yet France feels an inexplicable urge for Texan fast food?
- Canada is of dubious quality: both a hughe feeling of indaquacy in the face of the combined inadequacy of France & Texas; plus the wheather is rubbish and the food is disgusting?
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Read'em and weep you silly French persons...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Lubbock is an anagram of bollock.
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Sorry, but I do believe we have a Continent all to ourselves...
Ergo, Australia wins.
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Honestly, that looks like a badly made copy of the Portuguese coat-of-arms with a German eagle on top of it. >__>
BLARGH!
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The best of two worlds.
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we are perfectly happy being the poststamp on the letter to progress. Ruling the world is overrated, been there done that.
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You only say that because raping and pillaging nuns wasn't a popular thing at the time you lot ran the world....
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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“Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together” and is 95 % desert, snakes and cactus. Texas got no cheeses, no drinkable wines, no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.
They are proud of a moment when a company of insurgents (257 men = around 4 platoon) succeeded to hold a regiment (1500 men).
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"You did, sarge", said Polly." You said you were in few last stands."
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Brenus got it nailed, if Texas is so great then why isn't packed with dutchies and frenchies? It has little to offer to us that is why. And then you scream 'where are the Texans in said society's', and then we say something about maps and education
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the station a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as big as your cows".
The conversation has, almost died off when the Texan notices a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked the Aussie, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an stunned look, "Don't you have any rabbits in Texas"?
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But there is the "Alamo"* and they have the bluebonnet.
* and of course "Stonehenge II"
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