God, Religion, Creation/Evolution

[Ironside]

I believe in the Hebrew God. I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I believe in the literal 6 day Creation. And I believe in a "Young Earth". There was no gap between Genesis 1 verse 1 and 2. Adam was the first man.

Prove me wrong.

I'm going to assume that mentioning things like fossil records, humanoids, signs of evolution, geology, astronomy, radiometric dating, archeological findings isn't gonna help much here so I'll start with asking you some questions.

How long ago did God create earth?

When was the flood?

How did God kill the animals that breathe water?
How did Noah do to cram in over 60.000 animals, (Vertebrate) many of them carniviours, in a less than 40.000m3 large boat and keeping about a year's supplies on it? The Bible is quite silent on this matter, even while giving a very weak hint that God did protect the plants for being under 8850 meters of water for about a year.
(Which asks the question on why building the boat in the first place, but I digress).

[Tribesman]

How long ago did God create earth?

Last tuesday, just before teatime.
Prove me wrong , it is written so it is true as it is true as it is written.

When was the flood?

Wednesday afternoon , surprising really as the day started out so nice , but you know how quick the weather can change.

How did God kill the animals that breathe water?

By being a god

How did Noah do to cram in over 60.000 animals,....

God helped him with gods magic

Which asks the question on why building the boat in the first place

Ah, that was just god having a laugh with noah at his expense.
Gods can have a sense of humour too you know , just look at the ornithorhynchus anatinus , god absolutely wet himself laughing when he thought that joke up.

[Hax]

Explain this, and this and our weak this.

[Tribesman]

Explain this, and this and our weak this.

Thats God, and god ....oh and god again
I mean come on, if someone can dream up a platypus for a laugh then dreaming up an appendix that doesn't do anything but can kill you if it stops doing its nothing is really childs play.

Seriously Gods platypus joke would get sold out at the top venues year after year at edinburgh.
On the other hand the appendix routine might get a few tickets sold to close friends in a one off event in a small upstairs room at the back of an unpopular pub if the festival was really short of acts.