Test.
Time remaining: 18876 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 7 seconds.
I'm going to die on June 22nd 2061.
Still plenty of time to work out my evil plans to rule the world![]()
Test.
Time remaining: 18876 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 7 seconds.
I'm going to die on June 22nd 2061.
Still plenty of time to work out my evil plans to rule the world![]()
Last edited by Andres; 10-16-2009 at 12:16.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Jan 23 2060
I can live (HA!) with that.
May 25, 2043.....too early, considering all....
I remember there was this website called Deathclock.com something which we used to try and access at school, during the computer lab period (none of us had internet at homes back then see, I'm talking about 95-97 something). I got caught once and received a good scolding.....apparently, our teacher thought such websites had bad effect on the mind....
The horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
Feb 30 2075
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Last edited by Subotan; 10-16-2009 at 13:21.
I'll be dead before the stupid pop up finishes uploading.
However, its link does say 2048, which sounds disturbing close until I remember how old I am.
Jul 13 2054, which is silly, 'cause we're all gonna die in 2012. I saw it on the teevee.
September 15th, 2075
I'll outlive all of you!![]()
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
may 12 2074
8 days after my 82nd birthday...
not too bad. Hey is anyone else sorta creeped out by how big those numbers seem make me think of like sci-fi dates.....
Aug 4 2076
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Your Armageddon's day is Jun 17 2069
(Edit: I'll be) 83 ?!
Crazy!
I think Kurki's got the best answer though... anyone tempted to try dead relatives deatils and see how close it gets...
Kurki on the pop up (with the date) did the clock have minus time remaining (borrowed time) or just 0 (you've been dodging death final destination style) ?
Last edited by LittleGrizzly; 10-16-2009 at 15:54.
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
September 21th, 2070. Plenty of time to chill until then.
(I'll be eighty as well by then)
BLARGH!
Apr 4, 2051... So a few months before turning eighty... What counts is what I do in the 40+ years that remain...
Philippe 1er de Francein King of the Franks
'May 14 2008. You were never supposed to have missed that plane. We WILL get you.'
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Nov 19 2074 - 84 years old. Kind of funny, because both of my grandmothers are past 90.![]()
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
Mar 4 2074
Apparently being over 50lbs over my doc reccomended weight didn't bother the test one bit
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
ha! im going to die after all ya'll!
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Your Armageddon's day is Oct 30 2060
Looks like I'll miss Hallowe'en then.
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
Feb 3 2077, when I am 80...
The test is crap - I know it is not suppose to be serious at all, but the aspirin question? Come on, at least they could have kept up with current events... They have proven by now that taking Aspirin every day actually does more harm, as it should have been obvious from the start. Not to mention, they actually charge money if one wishes to ask how to improve their condition based on the survey - what a rip-off. Not only is is all obvious from the survey - drink/smoke/have unprotected sex less, get good genes :P, eat healthy, exercise, but those blokes do not even know basic medicine, as evidenced by the aspiring blunder...
Last edited by Aemilius Paulus; 10-16-2009 at 17:10.
well it say's:
sep 30 2080
x2
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Die ManschaaftSpoiler Alert, click show to read:
Der Rekordmeister
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
Jan 3, 2074
Not bad at all, that will see me reach I think 84 years of age.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Jul 12 2077
I'll be 87. God spare me from living that long.![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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