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    Test.

    Time remaining: 18876 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 7 seconds.

    I'm going to die on June 22nd 2061.

    Still plenty of time to work out my evil plans to rule the world
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    Jan 23 2060

    I can live (HA!) with that.


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    May 25, 2043.....too early, considering all....

    I remember there was this website called Deathclock.com something which we used to try and access at school, during the computer lab period (none of us had internet at homes back then see, I'm talking about 95-97 something). I got caught once and received a good scolding.....apparently, our teacher thought such websites had bad effect on the mind....


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    Your Armageddon's day is Aug 1 2073

    I'll be 82.

    And if excersice four times a week and brush my teeth more and a few others things...I won't live any longer?
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    Feb 30 2075

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    I'll be dead before the stupid pop up finishes uploading.

    However, its link does say 2048, which sounds disturbing close until I remember how old I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Feb 30 2075
    LOL.

    5 May 2005.

    I've always thought I've been on borrowed time since 1972.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieKhan View Post
    LOL.

    5 May 2005.

    I've always thought I've been on borrowed time since 1972.


    So, you died about 4 years ago?



    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post


    So, you died about 4 years ago?

    According to mine, I will never die.


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    Jul 13 2054, which is silly, 'cause we're all gonna die in 2012. I saw it on the teevee.

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    September 15th, 2075

    I'll outlive all of you!
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    may 12 2074

    8 days after my 82nd birthday...

    not too bad. Hey is anyone else sorta creeped out by how big those numbers seem make me think of like sci-fi dates.....

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    Aug 4 2076
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post


    So, you died about 4 years ago?



    lol
    Apparently. And nobody told me. I guess they didn't wanna risk seeing my head explode after all that drinkin', smokin', womanizin', previous life. LOL
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    Your Armageddon's day is Jun 17 2069

    (Edit: I'll be) 83 ?!

    Crazy!

    I think Kurki's got the best answer though... anyone tempted to try dead relatives deatils and see how close it gets...

    Kurki on the pop up (with the date) did the clock have minus time remaining (borrowed time ) or just 0 (you've been dodging death final destination style) ?
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    September 21th, 2070. Plenty of time to chill until then.
    (I'll be eighty as well by then)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Apparently. And nobody told me. I guess they didn't wanna risk seeing my head explode after all that drinkin', smokin', womanizin', previous life. LOL
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    Apr 4, 2051... So a few months before turning eighty... What counts is what I do in the 40+ years that remain...
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    'May 14 2008. You were never supposed to have missed that plane. We WILL get you.'


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    Nov 19 2074 - 84 years old. Kind of funny, because both of my grandmothers are past 90.
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    Mar 4 2074

    Apparently being over 50lbs over my doc reccomended weight didn't bother the test one bit
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    ha! im going to die after all ya'll!
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    Your Armageddon's day is Oct 30 2060

    Looks like I'll miss Hallowe'en then.
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    Feb 3 2077, when I am 80...

    The test is crap - I know it is not suppose to be serious at all, but the aspirin question? Come on, at least they could have kept up with current events... They have proven by now that taking Aspirin every day actually does more harm, as it should have been obvious from the start. Not to mention, they actually charge money if one wishes to ask how to improve their condition based on the survey - what a rip-off. Not only is is all obvious from the survey - drink/smoke/have unprotected sex less, get good genes :P, eat healthy, exercise, but those blokes do not even know basic medicine, as evidenced by the aspiring blunder...
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    well it say's:
    sep 30 2080
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    The test is crap - I know it is not suppose to be serious at all, but the aspirin question? Come on, at least they could have kept up with current events... They have proven by now that taking Aspirin every day actually does more harm, as it should have been obvious from the start. Not to mention, they actually charge money if one wishes to ask how to improve their condition based on the survey - what a rip-off. Not only is is all obvious from the survey - drink/smoke/have unprotected sex less, get good genes :P, eat healthy, exercise, but those blokes do not even know basic medicine, as evidenced by the aspiring blunder...
    I think these tests are what's commonly referred to as a "bit of fun".
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    Jan 3, 2074

    Not bad at all, that will see me reach I think 84 years of age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asai Nagamasa View Post
    I think these tests are what's commonly referred to as a "bit of fun".
    I did mention that I realised it was not serious, but those blokes do charge you for "health advice" What? That sounds serious...

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    Jul 12 2077

    I'll be 87. God spare me from living that long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    I did mention that I realised it was not serious, but those blokes do charge you for "health advice" What? That sounds serious...
    Note: This is just for entertainment and we are strongly against anyone taking serious actions based on this result - date of death.


    I got june 3rd, 2072.

    I like how on the drug use question you either "just say NO to drugs" or share needles

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