Tell him you bought the pickup for him and say it's in the storage room in the back of the club. Push him into the bathroom and force his head into an unflushed toilet, and make him eat a urinal cake or two. Flush the toilet and ask him how the acoustics sound down there. Make sure and say "what I can't hear you maybe you need an amp" a few times.
You should also have sex with the girls in your band, that would show him.
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