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    smell the glove Senior Member Major Robert Dump's Avatar
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    Tell him you bought the pickup for him and say it's in the storage room in the back of the club. Push him into the bathroom and force his head into an unflushed toilet, and make him eat a urinal cake or two. Flush the toilet and ask him how the acoustics sound down there. Make sure and say "what I can't hear you maybe you need an amp" a few times.

    You should also have sex with the girls in your band, that would show him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    Tell him you bought the pickup for him and say it's in the storage room in the back of the club. Push him into the bathroom and force his head into an unflushed toilet, and make him eat a urinal cake or two. Flush the toilet and ask him how the acoustics sound down there. Make sure and say "what I can't hear you maybe you need an amp" a few times.

    You should also have sex with the girls in your band, that would show him.
    Have at least tried this Hooah? Multiple posters are telling you it's the right thing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Have at least tried this Hooah? Multiple posters are telling you it's the right thing to do.
    You've now got the manliest man telling you to do it, and the best Australian member1 here also encouraging you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    You should also have sex with the girls in your band, that would show him.
    Sound, sound advice.

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    i would love to with the bassist, but yea ive tried convincing her a long time ago, no dice.
    and the drummers already got a boyfriend.
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