Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars View Post
Forget German, you've never heard anyone from the depths of Oberbayern speaking English.
Just for reference:
English: Hello, I'm Peter and I come from Munich.
Hochdeutsch (Normal German): Hallo, ich bin Peter und ich komme aus München.
Bavarian: Habèderè, i bî da Pèda und kumm vo Minga.