WTF just happened? i came here, but it was some "simple machines" forum, and every thread was in some sort of russian-looking language, advertising porn (with pics), adult "friend" sites, drugs, Ebay....wtf happened?

You don't like the new look?

Hello Prusian Iron,

I made a backup just now (the first attempt this day failed). When I do so, or when this forum is down for some other reason, you get linked to another forum, the SMF. Indeed, it's discovered by spammers. I'll clean it up.

Nothing bad happened, it's just for backing this data up in case something nasty happens.

okay thanks, i like knowing that it was a result of backing up data instead of another hack.

You weren't supposed to see that until you become a Senior Member! Hacker! Ban him!

Good thing I understood Russian :P

As it was indeed Russian you saw, and not Byelorussian or Ukrainian, Bulgarian or FYROM-ian, which all share basically the same alphabet (with the Ukrainina deviating but only slightly with its letter "i"

And anyway, everyone needs to stop complaining, because guess where I stumbled on that porn? In the Uni Library .

God, I hope that person studying behind me did not notice... So unless someone opened up that forum in front of their mother, I think I have the floor here :P

Could be worse, you could have been caught with your pants down.

haha, that would have been funny:

"Hey, wutcha doin?"
"Uhh..uhhh...."
"is that porn?!!?!? you were yanking it weren't you?!"
"i was just masturbating to Total War.org!"
"(in a high pitched voice).....say what?"

Nope, but I did have a job once that required me to look at porn. Paid pretty well, actually.

I presume that is a euphemism for masturbation...


The saddest thing is that I am not even a girl-person. Either asexual or just not attracted to females yet.

Yes, we are listening... Go on.



Oh, teh lulz... We need to hold a poll on this sub-forum to see how many actually took advantage of the briefly-erotic .Org to do some business... :S

You don't like Russian porn?

Any chance it's still there?

Nominating this for best post of the thread.

A italian friend of me was once video-chatting with her ex-boyfriend in the uni library, when said ex-boyfriend puts his pants down and shows her (and a lot of other people) his penis.

That was hilarious. Obviously the guy didn't know she was in a public place.

He was making a pun, to be "caught with your pants down" means to be unprepared for the situation, usually with embarrassing consequences, and then... well yeah, I think you can figure out why it was a pun...

College and not attracted to females?

OMG, not all the people in this world like porn... I prefer watching Animal Planet.

(Erotic is better than porn.)

And don't rush the things. Some people need more time to adapt to the fact they have grown up.

P.S. Hmm, it is obvious I have not been very regular recently.

In posting or in....

In...

I mentioned females referring to girlfriends and going after them, not PORN.

Oh, Animal Planet > porn? Ahaaa.... riiiiiiiiiiiighhhhtt....

Giggidy giggidy!!



and AP I'm not sure what you mean "asexual"...if you are in college, for the sake of our species you must get LAID!!

sorry, jut trying to continue humanity here :P

Asexual means he experiences no sexual desire whatsoever. Which is either really really good, or really really bad, depending on your point of view.

i know what asexual means. i meant i don't know how he could be asexual with all the stuff leftover from puberty (plus being a young male)

anyway no more talking about asexuality please.

though admittedly this has turned into a very funny thread.

I try

Asexual asexual ASEXUAL.

god danet Methuselah, stop trying to undermine the system!

CODE BLUE! I REPEAT CODE BLUE!!! Ready Mr. Fluffykins for the launch!

Apparently, Florence Nightingale was Asexual.