Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Nah, you won't lose a point for not voting if you lost a duel.

[Beskar]

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting...

(In.)

[Khazaar]

I shall join the fray...

[sithlord447]

in ;)

[CountArach]

in ;)

Welcome to the Gameroom and the Org

[Reenk Roink]

This might be the last one I'm for a bit but

[scottishranger]

In?

[Askthepizzaguy]

In.

[Chaotix]

In!

[Double A]

All of a sudden Double A and does a flying Kick into the Large door Smashing them open, AA continues to fly with his flying kick for another 20 seconds till he finally reaches CountArach. CA being a Master in the Arts of the Tiger grabs AA's ankle and foot then spins him around in the air. AA spins in the air for up to 10 seconds.

CA Jumps backwards up to 20 paces lifting his left arm above his head and placing his right arm fully stretched out in front of him " I will defeat you Double A!" says CountArach with his lips not moving at the same time as his words. AA also gets into a pose and then kicks the air with his right leg, then the left, then a quick 4 strikes with his arms; these moves are followed by a Chuck Norris style kicking sound effects.

Double A and CountArach Stare at each other intensively for hours on end waiting for the other to make the first strike.....

[CCRunner]

I would like to be IN please

[Splitpersonality]

In please!

[Tratorix]

Y'know, after Capo and Pirate Ship, I'm really looking forward to playing a game where I won't have to see the phrase "pro-town group" used. When do we get to start beating people up?

[Renata]

I seriously have no time for this but ... Good point.

I'm in it for the beatings. Don't expect any serious Ninja-hunting, though.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

28 was the number of people in "the godfather III" I believe, so I will take that as a good omen and start the game.

It is now Day.

Vote for lynch and challenge if you must.

There is no townie pm so it might be a slow day as people notice the game started, but that's fine for day 1.

The day will end on Sunday, October 25th, 16:00 EDT. Any votes with a timestamp 16:00 or less count, any with 16:01 and over do not.

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Why does the kung fu master value mental acuity as much as physical ability?

He's just making that stuff up to keep his position, because kung fu master is old and fat. To divert attention away from his miserable physical condition, he claims that the mind is as important as the body and of course, hís mind is "superior" and blahblahblah and compensates for his age and fatness. Time to remove granddad and to put a younger, stronger and more attractive monk, like me, in charge of this monastery. I promise women, free beer and awesome parties.

I was going to say "Because he's old and his physical ability isn't what it used to be" but you put it so much better

+1 to andres.

New riddle for the day:

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Tell him to relax and offer to pay for you both. Buddha appreciates stuff like that


What can I say, I am not a deep guy.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Wonder why "a buddha" is offering it to you.

Vote: Renata

[atheotes]

Vote: CDF says random.org...maybe...maybe not...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I hate Random org Atheotes. The dice gods are angered by your impudence! Use a dice role or not at all

Vote: atheotes.

Wonder why "a buddha" is offering it to you.

Vote: Renata

I hope its the Jolly version of Budhha. I like him.

[Splitpersonality]

Vote: Abstain

Gracefully,

[Double A]

vote: atheotes

The dice gods must be appeased!

[Double A]

... as for the riddle, well GH pointed out the obvious error, but...

Pass and meditate with him instead.

[Csargo]

Challenge:GH
Vote:GH

[Double A]

What did GH ever do to you?

unvote, vote: Ichigo

[Csargo]

What did GH ever do to you?

unvote, vote: Ichigo

What did I ever do to you?

[Double A]

Uhhh...

unvote

[GeneralHankerchief]

Oh you're on.

Challenge: Ichigo

[Askthepizzaguy]

Challenge Sithlord447
Vote: Death is Yonder.

Because I chose Sithlord for the challenge, and random.org chose the same thing.
Because I chose Death is Yonder for the vote, and random.org chose the same thing.

Either I've become psychic or the wind spirits are trying to tell me something.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Challenge: Askthepizzaguy This worship of Random org must stop! The dice gods shall have no more blasphemers! See the light of the Dice Gods Atpg! SEE THE LIGHT!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Might I offer you a cup of tea instead?