Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

**shlin28** · 10-24-2009, 12:18

*A monk stumbles into the meeting, looking very... unbalanced*

Whysh everyone shtanding round here? and why ish my own hand punching me?

Challengesh: shlin28
Votesh: shlin28

**Death is yonder** · 10-24-2009, 12:21

Maximum number of challenges for the day have been reached already

**Beefy187** · 10-24-2009, 12:27

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Vote: Beskar

CivIV buddy!

**shlin28** · 10-24-2009, 12:28

Originally Posted by Death is yonder

Maximum number of challenges for the day have been reached already

Really? I shee only two duels... lemme countsh it for you.

Zero... One.... Sheven... One... Ninety-Shix...Two...

Shee? Only two duels!

Unvotesh: shlin28
Vote: Death is Yonder

Your mental arishmaticsh leavesh much to be desired

*Walks into a pillar and faints*

**Beefy187** · 10-24-2009, 12:32

Originally Posted by shlin28

Really? I shee only two duels... lemme countsh it for you.

Zero... One.... Sheven... One... Ninety-Shix...Two...

Shee? Only two duels!

Unvotesh: shlin28
Vote: Death is Yonder

Your mental arishmaticsh leavesh much to be desired

*Walks into a pillar and faints*

Don't fall for it guys! His not drunk!
He must be a user of drunken fist

**CountArach** · 10-24-2009, 12:36

Unvote, Vote: shlin

He makes a convincing argument.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 10-26-2009, 05:58

atheotes vs Renata

atheotes approached Renata in the courtyard.

"It looks to me like it is a new day" he said, pointing towards the rising sun and nodding his head.

And then he attacked her. Spinning and leaping around the room, the fought with a multitude of different weapons, pausing occasionally to say catty things to each other. Eventually Renata hit atheotes in the side of the head with the flat of her sword, stunning him.

Renata Wins!

Double A vs Centurion

Double A had thought long and hard about the monks dilemma during the night. He had gone over each conversation, each subtle exchange, each expression, searching for clues that would reveal who the ninja were. He had an epiphany during the morning meal. Standing up, he yelled out to the room, "I challenge you, Centurion, you sneaky ninja!"

But everyone just laughed at him.

johnhughthom vs Beskar

Apropos of nothing, johnhughthom challenged beskar. They fought for some time, each making sure to go out of their way to demonstrate their table busting powers. Eventually beskar had the bright idea to fake stepping to the side to break a chair that happened to be there. When john relaxed, waiting for him to finish with the chair, beskar spun around and sucker punched him.

Beskar Wins!

Tratorix Vs Beefy

John was standing next to beefy, talking about the fight. Tratorix came up to them and said "john, unless you care to withdraw your fight, I would like to challenge beefy"

John said "huh? But I already...?"

And Beefy took the initiative and kicked tratorix in the face as hard as he could.

Beefy Wins!

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Yes, everyone has recovered from the duels.

Since I was late getting the posts up, I'm setting the deadline for votes to 4:00 EDT Tuesday. That is when Tratorix, john, and atheotes can post again (outside of the addendenums as posted).

btw, does anyone know a decent source for kung fu type pictures? Google image search is not as fruitful as I hoped.