When I went home for the hols I was shocked to find that there was a set of traffic lights in the main street. WTF?!?! I come home from the hole that is Sydney, to get away from all the big city for a while, and part of it's come with me! Why are there no roundabouts in Sydney? All they have are traffic lights everywhere, and traffic lights are pure evil!

IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!!!!

And I bet that fox is in on it too