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    Probably Drunk Member Reverend Joe's Avatar
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    Default Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    What the hell?!



    Is this for real?! Did someone expect me to open this?! How dumb do they think people are?!

    This has to be the weirdest attempt at a virus e-mail ever.

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    Default Re: Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    I know people who'd open it.

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    Default Re: Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    Click it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
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    Default Re: Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    So, what did it say when you opened it? I gotta know! It may hold the secret to instant wealth, like mine did:

    From: Mr. Johnson Traore.
    Director in Charge of Vault.
    Laveguarde Security Company.
    Abidjan-Ivory Coast.
    West Africa.

    Hello Dear,

    Please accept my apology if my mail cause you any form of embarrassment. I am Mr. Johnson Traore; I work with a leading security company here in Abidjan - Ivory Coast as Director in Charge of Vaults.

    I have two abandon consignment Trunk boxes worth 10.7MUSD in our Security Vault right now, the consignment belongs to one of our customs who also happen to be my friend.

    But right now he is dead and no one has come forward to lay claim to this consignment for over a year now and my company want to turn over the two consignment to the Ministry of Securities as unclaimed item in line with the policy of my company.

    I seek for your urgent assistance to come forward and make claim to this consignment so that it will be delivered to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.

    Please be rest assured that my intention is genuine and I am willing to present you with all the necessary documents to authenticate my claims and will facilitate the quick release of the consignment, since the customer has paid all necessary dues before his death, all we need do is make legal transfer of ownership of the consignment to your name legally at the court and you become the bona-fide owner of the consignment and it will be shipped to your choice destination by Diplimatic Courier.

    Please note that as soon as I receive your acceptance e-mail, I will give you more details and what to do.

    Kindly to reply me through my private email address: , if you are interested because we have just 7 working days to make this claim and please you must keep this information secret until we are through.

    Thank you and May God bless you,

    Mr. Johnson Traore
    Last edited by Lemur; 10-23-2009 at 22:00.

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    Default Re: Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    Oh, whoever sent that email is a master of suspense!

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    Senior Member Senior Member Yeti Sports 1.5 Champion, Snowboard Slalom Champion, Monkey Jump Champion, Mosquito Kill Champion Csargo's Avatar
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    Default Re: Let's see... penis enlargement, loans -- wait a minute --

    lol Let's see...penis...
    Last edited by Csargo; 10-23-2009 at 22:41.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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