The Ecology Issue. Ambrakia Protocol FTW
Ambrakia, 267 BC
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"Because the prevailing opinion on international climate change, that some civilizations are undoubtly destroy the nature, and their activities resulted in substantial global warming from some hundred years arround. The effect of industrial growth on some factions is simply staggering, and they start to throw away their harmful emmision for the other's exspense... So we are here... to discuss and sign the ratification of international law and restrictions in the harmful industry."
Pyrrhos of Epeiros; Delivering the opening speech of Ambrakia Summit.
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The Ambrakia Protocol is a protocol to the Classical Factions Upholding Convention on Climate Change (CFUCCC), aimed at combating harmful industrial effect that some factions udoubtly do, and hope to prevent global warming in future generations. The CFUCCC is an multi-factional environmental treaty with the goal of achieving "stabilization of industrial emmision and harmful substance concentrations in the wolrd at a level that would prevent dangerous anthropogenic interference with the climate system."
The Protocol was initially proposed by some Lusotann and Sewboz activist on the concern of increasing deforestation by certain civilzed factions and harmful emmision delibrately thrown into their land by some of more civilized factions. On Autmn 268 BC, Pyrrhos of Epeiros, having nothing to do, as he was at peace with everyone that time, declares his support to that barbarian-wannabe activists (most of them are Hellenic men that live with Lusos and Sweboz... that initially made this movement), and called for international truce to give a safe time for a summit in Ambrakia. Even though he often becomes the launghingstock of the Mediterrania, this time, his words are remarkable because soon after that, Archimides of Syrakousai declares his support openly on his visit to Athenai akademia, indicating strong support from the scientific community.
The Karthadastei representative, Himilco, attend that summit by accident. He was looking for some Hellenic slave-girls that his uncles usually used at their smoking parties, but ends up at this summit since when he was at his 5-star hotel at Ambrakia, Helenos Aiakides comes and ask if he also want to attend the summit, He ask if he could getting really high in the summit, he'll attend, and Helenos just said... "You'll face some really damn high-end academics" and because Himilco was think 'academics' is a new type of weed (because he was obviously high that time), agreed to attend the summit.
The young Ambon Lusotanakum are the first representative of a faction that report the international community about some Kart-Hadast activity that disturb the natural ecology of Iberia. He report that under Hadrusbal's ignorant rule on suthern Iberia, the forest undergo massive deforestation, and their allies on the baikor region reports that several industrial emmision (including glass splinters, spilled dyes, massive pig fecal matters, aborted or roasted babies, and those stupid smoking Phoenicians) has done harmful things to their life, as approved by their leader, named Eburaknus, before he was silenced by the Phoenicians and their nature loving town was razed to the ground. Ambon's speech including the condemnation of the recent wrong and forceful silencing method of the native activist in Iberia by Karthadastei Soldiers: "They just deliver a peaceful speech on how we should honor the nature, and because the Phoenicians act as they didn't hear their plea, they decide to block the trade route to show their protest, but as the result, almost all of them are massacred by an Army led by Hadrusbaal. After that, the entire town of Baikor was completely eradicated, and the natives was sent to concentration camps."
After hearing Ambon's speech... Himilco stand and try throw his shoe to Ambon, but Helenos prevent his to do so... The next speech was delivered by someone named Caradog from Aedui, and he condemn about the same thing the Romans done in Liguria... And as everyone's prediction comes true, Lvcivs Cornelivs Scipio stood up and throw his sandals to Caradog... Luckily, the Celt was able to dodge that... And the Roman representative then leaves the summit room.
Put aside that minor nuissance, The Ambrakia Summit was sucessfully give the Ambrakia Protocol. Featured in this are international agreement to:
1. Commitments to try to reduce deforestation, and try not to exterminating the native 'barbarians' that try to defend the nature.
2. Commitments to try to recycle or properly treat the industry's harmful effects and emmisions, and try not to use any of them as siege weapons.
3. Commitments to try to reduce harmful substances in everyday's lives, including try to reduce weed consumption, and slave consumption.
4. Each signing factions need to give their annual report on how they treat the nature, and published internationally.
The Kart-Hadast's official oppinion on this matters are rather simple: "We'll press the lesser factions to sign this protocol, as they still need to learn how to properly treat the nature, and we also need a market, ecology-based protection to the import goods that flows into our country, to protect our Phoenician industries. But... If we reduce our industrial excess and emmision, that way, we also reduce our profit from their productions. That means less productivity, and also less income per capita to spend with weeds.... now, are you try to ban the weeds too? now **** the protocol! We're going home...." (Himilco, at the Ambrakia Summit)
Below this are the Signers of The Ambrakia Summit:
1. Epeiros
2. Lusotann
3. Aedui
4. Avernii
5. Sweboz
6. Casse
7. Getai
8. Sauromatae
9. Pontos
10. Saka Rauka
11. Hayasdan
12. Makedonia
13. Baktria
14. As Saby'n Wal Jau
15. Pahlava
16. Syrakousai
17. Massilia
18. Boii
19. Kyrene
20. Kydonia
21. Pergamon
22. Bosophoran
23. Mauryans
24. Numantia
25. Goidils
And this factions attend the summit, but Refuse to sign the protocol:
1. Kart-Hadast
2. SPQR
3. Arche Seleukeia
4. Ptolemaioi
5. Koinnon Hellenon
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The Ambrakia summit's result, and how the international community will act on their violators, is undoubtly lead about the upcoming events that befall on those Kart-Hadastei, and their rivals too... Because the "refuse to sign" factions are certain strong and highly developed factions, the international pressures can't do anything to them, but certain thing, the non ratifiers press some of the lesser factions to ratify the protocol... Oh... the Ecology Paradigm....
PART 2 Finished...
KARTHADAST SENATE GOES HIGH ON WEEDS (Crazy Short Stories of The Kart-Hadastei)
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... You are guilty because homosexuality destroy family values, and you should be sent to our death Kerkuroi fleet..." Mago replies calmly with a really disgusted face.
as I see you twist today's issue into a terrible shape of EB AAR.... 
I think he allready asterisked all those swearwords...? or did anyone offended by this AAR?
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