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  1. 10-26-2009, 16:03 #1
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    Default How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    I just started hating Yahoo!

    It all began with a Yahoo Group I tried to establish related to teaching methods and such.

    In the Title I had "Magna Cum Laude" (Latin) or "Cum Va Place" (Romanian).

    Now that nothingainer joycampsitters censored it because your Gunbortionist English dictionary lists cum as a swareword.

    Cum = how (Romanian), with (Latin)

    Now how the daisy did your Gunbortionist language manage to turn it into a swareword is beyound my comprehension.

    And those Yahoo writepols got the description censored! Because their nothingain speakwrite automaticaly blocks suspicious words.


    Yahoo made me hate the English language and beg for OrgSpeak.
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  2. 10-26-2009, 16:32 #2
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    You're not serious?

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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    cum - the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    Cum is valgar slang for semen, CI.
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  5. 10-26-2009, 21:10 #5
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    You can use any 18+ words you like over at www.Yahoo.cum
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  6. 10-27-2009, 03:05 #6
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    I believe that AOL banned the word "Breast" at some point.
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    I am highly offended. Please close this thread.
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    Hehehehe. Cum.
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    Quote Originally Posted by Tratorix View Post
    Hehehehe. Cum.
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  10. 10-27-2009, 09:03 #10
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    Default Re: How Yahoo made me an enemy of the English language

    Oh good. My infraction button needed a thorough test.

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